Joke 1: That moment when you want to cough so badly but the room is silent.
Joke 2: That moment when it's silent and you start laughing because of a joke someome said yesterday.
Joke 3: We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police does.
Joke 4: I wonder if aliens ask each other if they believe in humans.
Joke 5: Flipping the page loudly during a test just so everyone knows you're ahead.
Joke 6: I'm eating just in case I get hungry in the future.
Joke 7: We have all tried to balance the light switch between on and off.
Joke 8: My bed likes me so much that it won't let me go in the morning.
Joke 9: My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed
Joke 10: That moment when you have your earphones on and you're singing so loudly.
Joke 11: When you have ten tabs on the internet and you don't know where the music is coming from.
Joke 12: When a friend gives you a cookie, you say, "Thanks!" But when your best friend gives you a cookie, you get suspicious and say,"Hmmmmm. What did you do with it?"
Quote 1: People who ignore you today will somehow need you some other day.
Quote 2: Psalm 46:10 "Be still and know that I am God."
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Jokes and Quotes
AcakThis book is about jokes that may be funny or sad. (Yes, there are sad jokes) and also many Filipino jokes. There are also quotes.
