Movie night in the Willes residence! With me I brought my favorite motion picture of film.
My DVD disc of "INCEPTION (2010) - The Dream Is Real"
Now certainly my dreams are real! I can NOT wait to share the movie experience with veteran 'surfer screen' legend BRUCE WILLIAS. We and him are in for a treat!
I "pop" the DVD in the player... time to get Incepted...!
"What is this why is all these text on the movie??" demands Bruce Willis to know.
"This is just a DVD menu Bruce Willis" I explain and enter PLAY.
"W B?" pomders Bruce Willis. "Is this another Christoner Nolan MIND FULK? What could 'WB' mean now?!"
"That is Warner Brothers and it is their logo, Bruce," inform I.
"I am B W," announces Bruce Willice as he points to himself.
"Yes Bruce"
"Okay now WHO is that?" SLAPS Bruce Willis on the coffee table. Popcorn comes flying up my nostrils...
"Leonardo DiCrabio," I irritably sneeze, "he is the lead actor. We are 20 second in! Just watch!"
"Yeah okay fine," settles Bruce down. "He gonna die at the end? Is Leno dead at the end? The whole time?"
Chris on a BICYCLIST
"Let's just see the movie for ourselves, Okay Bruce?"
"Yeah yeah for sure," bald actor Bruce Willis leans back "...I bet turns out Leo was actually Inception the WHOLE TIME..." he whispers quietsome.
Alright let's get this movie MAGIC kicking in. With the iconic Hands Zinner on the soundtrack here it comes-
BBWAAAAAHHMMM...!!
"What the FUCKING twelve disciples up my PUSY HOLE" detonates Bruce Willis right in my ear, "that is SO loud. Jesis lord call the HEART surgeon cause I just SHAT mine out. What the ass," he hyperventriloquists. And he takes a full hand of communal popcorn to wipe his sweatful bald head.
Then Bruce Willis disposes the sweatcorn back in the bowl.
"Hey I've SEEN this guy man before!" Bruce so excited shouts. "Is he 'Inception' perhaps?"
"No. He is Joseph Gordon ramsey LeVito. You played with him in a joint movie together..." I keep my composer.
"No I don't think so," rebuttals Brice Willis.
"Yes it was called 'Looper' you are both in it."
"False," screen thespian Bruce Almighty tells me.
"It's on your DVD shelf!" point I out "right there! 'Looper!' Right there! You're both as BOX ART!"
"Agree to disagree," Bruce Willis yawns.
Merciful Lord How do I escape this Sing Sing of cinema
"What?!? Now the city buildings MOVING around?" screams Bruce much irate at the television screen. "You told me this was based on TRUE events," he looks accusing to me.
"No I did not. This moving city was a dream fabrication you see."
Now Brunch Wallace turns to me: "Yeah... Indeed it DOES...."
I wake up! What?! The whole disaster movie night was.......my dream? Unbelievably. I turn around around in my bed but BRUCE WILLIS in my bed?! What's THE-
Bruce Willis awakes up! The whole desaster movie night PLUS entourage was...... a dream? Unbelie-
Christoper Noland wakens! This entire BOOK so far was.... a dre-
YOU wake UP! Whoaaa.... this entire-
I WAKE UP.
END CREDITS
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside (I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside (save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
WRITTEN AND DIRECTION BY
Rex Pensive
STARRING
Beuce Willis
Letornado DiCaprio
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