swoon 『kokichi ouma x reader』

how to get a girl to like you 101 ft kokichi

"I'm telling you, I don't like Saihara like that!"

"Liar, liar, pants on fire!"

"He really is just a friend!"

"I-It really hurts, y-y'know? I thought we were friends, but... You can't admit that you like Saihara..."

"Kokichi, you are so difficult! Ugh!"

You let out a frustrated groan and shoved passed the purple idiot, cursing under your breath, mouth tugged into a frown. Kokichi stopped, mouth opened in mid-sentence, watching you as you walk passed. He pouted and let out a small whine of defeat.

Trying to find out if your crush liked anybody was hard...

"Huh? Is [Surname] angry?" Gonta asked, having noticed you storming out of the classroom in a hurry. "She seem upset..."

"It's nothing, Gonta," Kokichi grumbled, sliding into his chair. He placed his head on the desk, arms sprawled out before an imaginary light bulb appeared above his forehead. "Gonta, you're a gentleman, right? How do you get girls to like you?"

"Oh? Kokichi ask Gonta for help?" The green haired teen seemed surprised. "Gentlemen always help menfolk in need!"

"Soooo, how do you get girls to like you?"

"Um... Gonta just try and be nice... Gonta try to be gentleman to lady..."

Despite his eagerness to help and his expertise in being a gentleman, the entomologist seemed to be of no help. Well, Kokichi wasn't surprised, he had known Gonta wouldn't have given him a proper answer from the start... But it would be nice to try and get advice from someone who knew how to get girls to like you... Or was able to actually talk to a girl.

But, Kokichi had no friends, and no way was he about to be vulnerable to some random stranger. There was always a chance that it could backfire on him in the future!

So when everybody had returned to their dorms and fallen asleep, Kokichi stared at his phone screen, squinting at the bright light and letting out a scoff. Had he really gotten so pathetic that he would search Google, 'how to get a girl to like you'?

Suppressing a sigh, Kokichi rolled onto his side before deciding that it was worth a shot...

[1]

Look neat. Keep yourself well groomed and in shape. If you want to get a girl to like you, basic cleanliness and appearance are extremely important. Girls notice things like bad breath, flab, body odor and greasy hair before they notice that winning personality. Give them a chance to see your good qualities by making a good first impression with your appearance.

Kokichi stared down at his phone in distance. How could he be... neat? His D.I.C.E uniform was his trademark, his hair wouldn't go down no matter how hard he attempted to straighten it. Maybe this was entire thing was just pathetic? Maybe you really did like Saihara, or maybe even Gonta, or maybe even that space idiot Kaito

His scarf. Kokichi can take off his scarf.

Well, taking your scarf off isn't exactly being neat, but it was something, right? He did want to put in effort in to woo this dumb crush off his... but was he willing to expose his neck to the nippy winds of Japan? Errr, actually, it was kind of warm today, so he could just play it off as being warm...

He was a silent genius.

After having breakfast and Gonta giving Kokichi his cookie, the purple haired boy made his way to class. Despite the many lingering looks and exclaims from Miu, Kokichi wasn't that bothered. He was still himself ― an annoying little gremlin ― but without his scarf.