"Ow, Cecilia, why'd you hit me?" The guy nursing his wounds on the ground says. Then the taller hooded figure removes her hood. An elf?
"Khetsuu, what did I tell you about experimenting with our food?" The female elf with long purple hair yells at the guy on the ground.
"W-well you see..."
"No!" She snaps her fingers, "I don't want to hear any of your excuses! We currently have a fire breathing dwarf in our kitchen! Why did you even put your experiments in there?"
"Well, after I made the magical peppers, I got hungry... so I got a snack... and-!" He gets interrupted.
"So you left them in there." She says.
"No! I remembered to take them with me! It was the next time that I got hungry that I left them..."
"ROAAAAR!" We all look at Blue who is currently freaking out and catching wooden tools on fire.
'Oh. There goes a bookcase...
and another one...'
The female elf just sighs while the other guy begins to freak out.
"No! Stop breathing fire! You're burning all of my cookbooks!" He receives another kick. [Wow. She kicks him almost as many times as you kick me!] Hey, I have a good reason to! [Oh really? Then-] Number one. You bit me. Number two. You tossed me into a pond. Number three- [Okay okay! They were semi-good reasons!] Mhm.
"It's probably a good thing! Your cooking is absolutely, 100%, not edible!"
"Cecilia... Why are you so mean to me?" He begins to fake cry.
"ROAAAAAR!" Blue spouts out more fire. Oh. She's burning down the fruit barrel- SHES BURNING THE FRUIT BARREL! I CAN MAKE MILKSHAKES WITH THOSE!
Hendrickson, with his amazing protagonistic halo, feels the need to look at Kira in this exact moment in time.
The temperature drops thirty degrees as ice particles surround Kira and then embed themselves onto the currently burning barrel, saving all of the precious fruit inside.
"Are you okay?" Kira asks just when Blue stops breathing fire.
"Ahem. Yeah, I'm-" Blue stops talking as she sees Kira sprint to the fruit barrel and starts caressing the "poor" fruit.
"It's okay... I shall use you soon..."
Fruit: HE SAVED US! WOOHOO!
Fruit2: But... he's going to "use" us?
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