Charlie (An If.... Fanfic)

What's The Most Horrible Way To Die?

Me, Mick, Wallace and Johnny were in our study room. We took swigs from a bottle of vodka.

"So Charlie, do you have eyes on someone here, homosexual feelings?" Johnny asked.

I shrugged my shoulders, quickly glanced at Mick, then back to Johnny.

"Ah, you like Mick!"

Wallace and Johnny wooed as Mick awkwardly stared at me.

"Charlie's blushing!" Johnny teased.

"Well, Johnny, I was jealous when that cafe girl was talking to him by the jukebox then came the playful wrestling-"

"I'm very sorry you felt that way Charlie but, I'm not gay. Face it."

I nodded.

"We'll always be best friends."

I nodded with a smirk.

"Let's play truth or dare?"

"Wallace, truth or dare?" Johnny asked.

"Uh, truth."

"Is it true you have your eye for Bobby Philips?"

Wallace sighed.

"Yes."

"I knew it, saw you flirting with him!" I said.

"Yes I admit it! I just get hot thinking about him Charlie, truth or dare?" Wallace asked as he unbuttoned his shirt to cool down.

"Dare."

"I dare you to kiss Mick."

"Guys, I told you I'm not gay!"

"I know, I say it as a innocent game of truth or dare. Please?"

Mick sighed.

"An innocent truth or dare, I'll do it!"

We leaned in towards each other and kissed. A homo fantasy came true! We let go of the kiss.

We all laughed.

"Mick, truth or dare?" Johnny asked.

"Dare."

"I dare you to take the nearest plastic bag and another smother yourself for twenty seconds."

"Fine."

He found a bag by Johnny and did the dare.