My name is Bakugou cocksuki and I was walking to class on a normal school day when I come to find the classroom door is locked and the window on the door in covered. Eventually everyone soon started to get annoyed with waiting for our teacher Mr. Fire hose neck, and so everyone started to ask around and see if someone could get in.
I ask Kirishima to ask a teacher to see if they can unlock the door for us, he comes back and shakes his head.
"The teacher I asked seemed horrified that I even asked." Kiri said saddened.
I glare at the door before getting an amazing idea that I totally made up and didn't hear DICKU say seconds ago.
"Everyone! I Cocksuki Bakuhoe, will explode the door handle so we can get in." I said strutting up to the door and exploding the door handle, blasting the door open to reveal a dark classroom.
Denki rushed in and turned on the light to show Mr. Fire Hose Neck and whoever the Mic some thing guy is making out on me and DICKU's desks. They turned to us and gasped.
"Its not what it looks like!" Mr. Fire Hose Neck yelled scared to be judged. I shake my head and smirk.
"Sure!!" I laugh and everyone follows and I snap a picture and post it to Instagram cracker and it instantly gets likes and love filled comments.
Mic guy stand up on the desk and laughs loudly. We all stand in silence."So what me and bottom over here fuck?" Mr. Fire Hose Neck hits Mic guy in the knee causing him to fall.
"Top.." Mr. Fire Hose Neck states. Me and the class back away slowly before running away scared for our lives.
The end!
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