It was a rainy day and Bakugou needed to get out of the storm, he made it into the nearest porch and knocked ojn the door. A short woman with brocoli green hair answered the door with a smile whcih turned into shock then into a smile.
"Oh, hello Bakugou!" Izuku's mom hummed happily letting the blonde inside.
"Hey.. Where's Deku?" Bakagou asked rolling his eyes. No need to make small talk, he was just going to wait for the rain to stop then he would be out of there.
"He's in his room," She smiled. "Want me to make you boys some tea?"
"Do whatevre you want." Bakugou scoffed, opening and closing each door trying to find the no quirked loser.
"Umm, okay?" She walked away left confused and boiled soem water in order to make the tea.
Bakugou opened one last door and was shocked to see Deku slow dancing with a white body pillow with a picture of the booming boy himself, bakugou. A couple minutes passed and the song ended with Izuku tripping and landing on top of the pillow flustered.
A cough was heard from the door way and he looked up going red like Todoroki's other half, "Kacchan! It's not what it looks like!" He quickly jumped off the pillow and flipped it over like nothing was ther.
"What was that?" Bakugou said quietly.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." Izuku stared at the floor not knowing how to get out of this one. "I wasn't expecting uou to be here.. Today.."
"Right.." He walked up to the pillow, picked it up and looked at the face that had been taped to it. "Now why exactly is this here? Mind explaining exactly what you were fucking doing?"
"W-well...... I was dancing with the uh.. pillow and then I tripped over myself and uh f-fell on it! I swear nothing bad Kacchan!" He stuttered trying to explain himself. Bakahoe dropped the pillow and pinned Midoriya to the wall in anger.
"Oh yeah?!" Bakugou yelled getting close to Izuku's face.
Just then Midoriya's mom opened the door and dropped the cups of tea in surprise. "O-oh my! I-I'm sorry boys! I will g-go! Sorry for interrupting!" She quickly closed the door and walked away.
Balkugou stepped away from the broccoli boy and blushed like crazy. "She thought we were..!"
"OH FUCK!" Izuku yelled without thinking.
"Shut up! She probably now really thinks we are!" Bakugou whisper yelled.
"FU-!" He was about to yell but smacked his hand over his mouth. "Sorry.." he whispered.
"I'm leaving before this gets any worse" Bakugou said flustered and left Midoriyas house and ran home rethinking what just happende.
THE END
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FanfictionBasically a ton of oneshots. All are jokes. So yeah, I don't own these characters, enjoy!
