Okay so Minecraft Steve got a job at Freddy fazbears pizza and was impatiently waiting for the clock to strike 11 PM so he could go to his job which was across town. He sat around for a bit baking random items before leaving for his new job. He put on his armor and hopped into his wooden oak boat before setting off to go next. door. It took him an hour to get there because it was literally a boat dragging on the ground with a full grown man wearing heavy armor.
Once he got there he got out of his boat and walked into the building, nobody was there except a not on the table saying, "listen to recording". He sat down in the seat behind the desk and looked at the cameras while listening to the recording.
"Hello hello! Uh hi, I wanted to record a message for you to get you settled in on your first night." Steve rolled his eyes at the cheesiness in his voice. "So basically all you have to do is look at the cameras to make sure there are no people in the restaurant. Not to alarm you but the robots have been revamped to be super sexy guys so don't let it tempt you because it will kill you if you get to close. Okay goodbye and good luck!" The message ended abruptly leaving Steve slightly confused.
"Alright then? Let's see how sexy they really are...' he paused clicking onto the camera with the robots on stage. "HOLY CRAP!!" He blushed hard.
The robots hopped off the stage and began running towards the room. Steve slammed the door closed scared but little did he know Freddy had slipped in through the other door jump scaring him. He screamed before Freddy kissed him and then stuffed him in a suit.
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FanfictionBasically a ton of oneshots. All are jokes. So yeah, I don't own these characters, enjoy!