Crack Fics

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Okay so basically Midoriya was walking home from a long day of training to be a ninja I mean hero when he heard something from the Bush beside him.
"Hello?" He called out hoping to get a reply. There was nothing so he kept walking assuming it was his imagination but shortly after he heard it again. He looked over and pointed in anger. "Hey! If someone is there come out now or youre gay!" A millisecond after he said it Bakugou jumped out and screamed really highpitch.
"I'm not gay I'm just bored! That's why I was following a loser like you!" Bakugou began to get all flustered and red like Kirishimas dyed hair.
"Okay okay..?" Midoriya asked confused on how he was supposed to respond.
A couple minutes of silence passed with them just standing there with nothing happening. All of a sudden Todoroki came running down the street with Kirishima on his back and Denki chasing them yelling something that sounded like gibberish.
"Oh hey Todoroki!" Midoriya smiled and Todoroki stopped and dropped Kirishima to the floor with out another word.
"Good evening." The half and half boy sighed. Denki soon caught up and out of breath yelled at the two who had just showed up.
"You guys! We're in shit if sensei finds out! We shouldn't have done that!!" Denki  yelled with panic in his voice, trembling his eyes began to form tears.
Bakugou laughed. "Pussy."
"You don't even know what happened Bakagou.." Kirishima sighed and patted the angry boy on the head.
"So what!" Bakugou said defending his dignity. Kirishima just shook his head and tried not to smile.
"What happened Anyways?" Midoriya asked.
"Oh Well you see Kirishima and I were feeling like making trouble so we convinced Denki to come with us and to write 'Aizawa sucks dick' on the sign to the school." Todoroki smiled.
"Pikachu was the one to write it." Kirishima said cheerfully. Denki looked down saddened at the nickname and he fact that the deed was pinned on him although he did do it.
"You guys are in shit." Midoriya said flatly.
"For the first time ever I agree with Deku.." Bakugou smirked.
Then they looked down the street to see Aizawa running down the sidewalk in just booty shorts and a tank top swearing at the boys.
TO BE CONTINUED!!