I wake up drowsily thinking I have to go to school but then I remember I graduated yesterday. I jump up and scream "I THINK I JUST SHAT MYSELF I'M SO HAPPY!". I call my bestie Grace.
"Bitch what the fuck do you want? It's like 11 am" she yelled into the phone so loud that I had to cover my ears.
"NO SCHOOL" I yell, hoping she will realise and become excited too. I hear the phone crash and a knock on my bedroom door.
I get up, not willingly may I add, and answer the door and I get tackled to the ground by a big fat hairy beast with roug- wait it's just Grace in the morning. What is she doing here?
"OH MY LORD GET OFF ME SATAN! WHY IS SATAN HAIRY? Wait it's you" I half scream half talk normally. What is normal? I wouldn't know a thing about it.
"We moved in together yesterday you retard, and LETS GO TO THE BEACH!!!!" She yells in my ear.
"Yes yes let's go be beachy an get sunburnt, sound fun HA nope". I've always hated the beach, well after I realised my skin tone has only two settings, tomato and Albino.
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Two hours later, the bitch tricked me into going to the beach and now I'm lying on hot sand, and I've probably gotten skin cancer by now.
I hear a bunch of guys walking past but one stopped infront of me. Why you stop, boy you better not be ugly.
I look up and almost choke on air, this guy is a sex god.
"I prefer Zayn, but sex god will do." He smirks at me and I realise I said that aloud. Quick! Think of a cover up!
"Uhh, umm, Pinapple?" Great going Ally you fucktard you just messed up your future with Mr Sex God over here. Poor poor unborn children of ours will never be real.
He grabs my arm softly and writes his number on my hand, kisses my cheek, and walks off.
HOLY SHIT DID THIS JUST HAPPEN?! OH MA GAWD WHERES GRACE DID SHE SEE THAT WHAT
I run around like a weirdo cause that's just how I do. I spot Mr Sex Gods friends staring at me and smiling.
Well someone's getting gang banged tonight WHAT WHO SAID THAT WASN'T ME.
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My life is a disaster (Zayn Malik Fan Fiction)
Teen FictionAlly seems like your normal 17 year old, with a normal best friend and a normal life, but when her life comes crashing down, who will help her pick up the pieces?
