My life is a disaster (Zayn Malik Fan Fiction)

Map goes to use

Once I meet Ashton and see Harry again, I showed them the stuff that was in the draws and I realise theres some markings on the map.

"Guys, what's with the markings on the map?" I ask. I watch as the three boys examine the map and Harry's head rises first.

"It's the map of the place we are in!" He exclaims excitedly. His eyes linger on me for a little bit and Zayn looks up, catching Harry staring at me. He growls, like full on dog growls. Someone needs a cough drop.

I hear the door knob of the front door start to jiggle and open. I panic and freeze but luckily Mr Sex God picks me up and follows Ashton and Harry to the veranda. I keep the map hidden in my sleeve as he puts me down. I run over to hide behind Harry and he grabs my hand, not that I care cause he's pretty hot, and turns around so I was leaning against his chest. I hear Zayn growl again, what the actual fuck, he's not a dog, I think, MAYBE HES A MAGICAL SHAPESHIFTER FROM OUTER SPACE!! I'm mental.

"Harry, paws off!" Zayn whisper shouts. Paws? PAWS? PAWS?! People these days huh? There's a grumble and then the door closes loudly, someone's PMSing....We all walk back in with Harry still holding my hand and Zayn looking really mad. He's like bipolar, it's creepy.

"Guys what do we do?" I ask innocently. Zayn looks up at me and smirks. Dayum that's hot, wait WHAT DID I JUST SAY?! I can't be falling for him nononononono. Ah fuck I am aren't I, oh well he's hot, anyway.

"We get out of here." Zayn says still smirking as he knocks the door down then steps aside letting me go through before him. What a gentleman! I walk through into a room that looks kind of like a hotel lobby, hmm weird. Wait, I pull out the map from my sleeve and open it up. I was right, this is a map of the place we are at.

"Guys, this is a map of this place!" I exclaim happily, Ashton walks over and looks at the map from behind me. "That means there should be a parking lot outside of this room." "But there's no doors to this room dummy!" Harry's right, there are no doors.

I look to my right and see a signs with something written on it. I walk over to get a closer look and it says 'A true loves kiss is the only thing that will get you idiots out of here'. Wow, even signs hate us. I show the boys and they all look at me and I shrug.

"Your all hot I don't care." I say like every other girl would, I mean come on, Zayn with his messy but neat quiff and honey brown eyes and Harry with his chestnut locks and emerald green eyes and Ashton with his honey golden hair and shining blue eyes, it gives me a lady boner already just thinking about it. Good things girls don't have dicks hey! Dun dun sss. Zayn smiles and Harry walks up to me and kisses me first. Nothing. Ashton goes next and again. Nothing. Then Zayn does and a door appears. WHAT THE FUCK I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I TOLD YOU HA BOOM! He smirks and grabs my hand as we run out and see the parking lot.

"How are we going to get out of here?" Ashton asks. Good question. I feel my pocket and feel something hard and smooth, OH SHIT MAYBE I DO HAVE A DICK! I pull it out and realise it's the keys.

"Guys! Keys! Genius!" I yell. I click the little button until a flashing light comes from one of the cars and I smile. We run to it and Zayn tries to open the drivers seat door but it's locked, the other boys try to open the back doors but they're also locked. Theres another sign and Harry reads it out.

"Only the innocent one can unlock all four of the doors, what a lame sign." Harry scoffs. I try to open the door and surprisingly it opens. I open the other boys doors and we all get it. Zayn's driving, I'm in the passenger seat and Harry and Ashton are in the back. I check the cars clock and I see the date.

"WE WERE IN THERE FOR A WEEK?! HOW LONG WAS I OUT FOR?" I yell.

"Six days." Zayn says as he starts the car. Wow, one day I can hardly sleep until 10:30 am and the next I'm sleeping for 6 days.