My life is a disaster (Zayn Malik Fan Fiction)

Bathrooms smell weird

The door opened and we saw one of the scariest looking men in the world, he had bleached blonde hair and ocean blue eyes and a tank to- wait that's just Niall. I got out of my hiding place and smacked Niall upside the head.

"NIALL YOU DIP SHIT YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH!" I yelled at him but he just surrounded me in a bone crushing hug. "I'm so glad your ok, are you hurt? ARE YOU DEAD?!" I just looked at him.

"Yes Niall I'm dead, that's why I'm standing up and breathing and talking to you." I said sarcastically. Damn he's annoying. Everyone else came out of their hiding places and were murmuring threats to Niall and I just laughed.

I looked over to Grace and saw that she wasn't looking at Niall. They're still pissed at each other? It was a fight not a bloody Chode attack. Haha, imagine that. ATTACK OF THE CHODES.

I snapped back into reality to find everyone looking at me weirdly except for Grace who had an amused face on, yes I am aware that does rhyme. Good one Ally.

"I said that aloud didn't I?" I asked to no one in particular but they all nodded and burst out laughing. What wonderful friends I have hey.

Zayns P.O.V

Wow. That's all I've been thinking since I saw Ally. Wow wow wow wow wow hey look a mirror. I checked my hair was in good condition before I walked over to her. What? Can't a man look his best when he sees the girl he loves? Wait, I love Ally? Yes! I do love Ally.

"I LOVE ALLY!" I yell happily, then I realise Harry and Ashton glaring at me but I don't care. I caress her cheek and kiss her. FINALLY I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT SINCE I MET HER! Yay go Zayn you sexy beast. I pull away from the kiss and do a happy dance, halfway through realising I can't dance. I open my eyes to see everyone doing it with me.

Meh I'll go with it. At least Ally looks happy, I wonder what's up with Grace and Niall? I don't really like Grace too much, she seems bossy and stuck up to me. And Niall? Yeah he seems like a cool guy. I feel my arm getting pulled softly but it's enough to send me back to reality.

"Zayn, snap out of it!" Ally screams at me and she slaps my arm. Aww she's so cute, that's it I'm doing it. I pick her up and she squeals. After about five minutes I put her down only to be pulled out and locked into a bathroom with her. Why does she have a devilish smirk? Oh god please help me.

Ally's P.O.V

I sit Zayn down on the white shiny toilet seat and smirk deviously. I hope this works. I sit on Zayn's lap so our chests are facing eachother and move around a bit. Thank the lord I'm a dancer otherwise this would go horribly wrong. I wrap my arms around his neck and keep doing what I can until I feel something poking my leg.

I stand up and push him out of the bathroom and lock the door. "ALLY LET ME BACK IN!" Zayn yells. Well this is payback for picking me up, I hate being picked up. MWUHAHA PAYBACK! Ok now I'm bored. I decide to open the door only to be pulled out and into someone's chest.

I smell Zayn's aftershave so it must be his chest. Everyone's quiet as we all shuffle into the bathroom, this bathroom isn't big enough for six people in ther- never mind.

"Why are we in the bathroom?" I whisper to Zayn but he covers my mouth. Thanks for that, I feel the nonexistent love guys. I bite his hand but he just chucked softly and moves it away.

"Bathrooms smell weird." I whisper to him and he tries with all his might not to burst out laughing. I ain't that funny bro, or am I? I'd hope so. I hear faint footsteps and clicks from the mouse. Oh crap, I wonder if they will find Chode?

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" The mystery man bursts out laughing. Yep, he found Chode. I feel so special I made him laugh GO ALLY MHMM GO ALLY! Yeah no, I hear the log off sound on the computer and more footsteps, except this time they're fading away.

I open the bathroom door and walk out, only to find a hand over my mouth and the bathroom door shutting. Then I hear bangs and screams on the door begging for it to be opened.

"Tonight you will all be set free, but if you want your friends and your precious boyfriend to live, you'll be a smart girl and stay behind." Some guy with bad breath whispers in my ear. I'll show him who's boss.

"One, he's not my boyfriend, yet. Two, you need a breath mint and Three, I will stay behind but please don't hurt them." I beg, the last thing I remember is something heavy colliding with my head, making me pass out.