Not very long, but that is because the Author is a sleep-deprived lunatic who doesn't know how to write.
" Hello, kiddos. Do you like pizza? "
Bucky poked his head out. " I'm making spaghetti. Peter loves it, so fuck you. "
Steve glared at him, about to open his mouth when Peter called, in a perfect impression of Steve's PSA videos
" So you just cursed in front of a group of kids. "
This made everyone laugh. Tony noticed Wade, who was behind Peter. " WILSON! WHY ARE YOU IN MY TOWER?! " He yelled
" To hang out with baby boy! "
" Get out of my tower before I throw you out the window! " Tony responded, Wade laughing and planting another kiss on Peter's lips before jumping out the window.
Tony began muttering about Peter's horrible choice in love. " Aww, D- Tony, you know you like Wade! He makes me happy, so your happy! "
He glared at the Spiderboy " Friday, can you ground Peter? "
" No, Sir. Your health is one of my top priorities, and if Peter isn't happy, you're not happy, so you won't take care of yourself, making Peter's happiness important to your health. "
Tony grumbled something about his own AI betraying him. The class nearly forgotten.
Peter coughed, and pointed at the class " Oh! Right. Go ahead and explore the floor until 8:30. Dinner will be then and then we'll watch a movie before you all have to go to sleep. " Steve said to the teenagers. Ned and MJ stayed, hiding the red-and-black mercenary begins then.
Peter laughed, and took them to his lab. " Oh! Shiru finished the lightsabers! " He handed one to Ned, who squeaked excitedly.
They spent the next half hour talking and doing stuff in his lab. Clint stuck his head in " Heyo, My main man and Co, dinner time! " Peter nodded, and followed them out, Wade following him.
The family, Wade, and the class all sat down, eating some of Bucky's spaghetti. After ice cream, they chose a movie.
The Avengers began arguing about it, Steve groaning " Okay, if you want a comedy, go to Natasha. If you want a horror, go to Loki. If you want an action movie go to Tony. "
Most of the people there went to Loki, and Steve moved to a second round.
" If you want Annabelle, go to the couch, for IT, stay here, and for Birdbox go to the door. "
Peter glared at everyone as he walked to the couch alone, laying down on everybody's spot except for Natasha's. She's scary.
Birdbox won, and Clint muttered " Tony, if your kid doesn't get out of my spot I'm going to sit on him. " Peter laughed, and sat up.
The movie went well, and they watched It, seeing how that got the second choice.
Peter fell asleep, using Tony's lap as a pillow.
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He woke up the next morning. His class had already left, surprisingly. A note was taped on his forehead " Left breakfast in the fridge. We had 2 go 2 a stupid meeting, srry :( - Dad and Pops "
Peter laughed and got the chocolate chip pancakes, eating them quickly and taking a shower. Only then realizing how many questions he's going to get on Monday.
Shit.
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Peter Parker One-Shots
FanfictionBEING REWRITTEN oneshots! mostly gay, and peter is trans in most of them because he's me fr fr all characters belong to marvel. except the ones i make up.
