Peter Parker One-Shots

Hang out!

TW : none

Ned and Peter r besties
mentioned Peter x MJ
Words : 374
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Peter shrieked, smashing buttons on his control in a futile attempt to get his poor character out of the way, groaning loudly when Ned's shell knocked him into the void. Ned laughed loudly, stealing his first place.

"How do you keep getting shells?! This isn't fair! You're cheating!" He accused as Ned got up, cheering. His friend grinned brightly at him, flexing his arms.

"It's just all skill, baby." Peter gagged, throwing a pillow at him and scooping up some popcorn. MJ had to cancel on their date, and he realized he hadn't had any hang-outs with Ned, leading to May basically forcing a bunch of snacks onto the table, leaving some money for pizza before running off on a date.

"Holy thiht, I thneed this rethipe." Ned groaned through a mouthful of May's brownies, Peter giving him another grumble.

"That is so gross, man."

"You sound like MJ, and my mom."

Peter giggled, getting the Mario Kart disc out, Ned swallowing his brownie and starting to ramble about the new Star Wars movie.

He brightened as his best friend pulled it from his backpack, handing the disc over to put it in and start playing the movie.

"I'm serious about this. If I was attracted to men and you weren't dating MJ, I would totally kiss you right now." Peter rolled his eyes, sitting back down and patting Ned's shoulder. "Me too, don't worry."

"Uhm, what? No 'no homo?' Man, poor MJ. This will be a horrible way to find out her superhero boyfriend is ga-"

He was silenced with a pillow to the face, mouth gaping as he stared with the most betrayed expression Peter had ever seen.

Ned ran after him with the pillow, the two teenagers shrieking with laugher as they attempted outrunning or dodging each other.

Peter crawled onto the ceiling, Ned giving him a dirty look as he collapsed onto the couch. "Cheater."

He grinned, falling back onto the ground and picking up their dirty plates, starting to say something about what they should watch next when Ned snored loudly.

Peter turned, stifling a small laugh and throwing a blanket over him. He sat down, yawning softly and curling up in his own blanket before falling asleep.