Drunk Tony
Stony
Spideypool
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Tony tripped, falling on his face. He giggled as if it was the funniest thing in the world.
Steve sighed, glancing at Peter " Please never be an alcoholic like your father, Pete. "
Peter smiled " It smells and tastes gross anyway. I'll stick to my root beer " Wade snuck up behind them, picking up Peter " You'll also stick to my di- "
He was cut off by Tony throwing up. On his shoes.
Wade screeched, letting go of Peter " Eww! This is basically a onesie! How the hell am I supposed to clean this? Be naked in my apartment and eat pizza?! Yeah, that does sound like a good idea Yellow. " He nodded, before disappearing.
Steve forced Tony to sit down, who pulled his husband's tie down. Steve looked down, rolling his eyes and the short playboy.
Tony said " I need to tell ya something, Stevie. Come here. "
Steve frowned, but did it.
The billionaire whispered into his ear " I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence. "
Steve rolled his eyes, before realizing that Tony could, and probably would, do that.
He sighed, picking him up and taking him to bed. Steve stood up to leave, and Tony pulled him down, climbing on top of him and pinning him down.
Steve's face went red "Babe, you're drunk. " Tony grinned " Don't care. " Before kissing him.
Needless to say, it was loud and poor Peter, who's room was right next to theirs.
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In the morning, Tony groaned " Fuck.. my head hurts " He whined. Steve rolled his eyes " Shouldn't drink so much then, dear. " he said, while putting Advil and water down.
Tony took it " What happened? All I remember was drinking, and my ass hurts.. "
Steve blushed. Okay, he went a little rough. " Well, uh, after your tenth glass of wine, you puked on Wade's shoes, and then you said you were going to steal the Declaration of Independence. After we came back here and you kinda climbed onto me. "
Tony snorted " And as the good husband you are, you stopped me from having fun as usual? "
Steve frowned " No.. I went with it when you climbed onto me, but- "
" I'm talking about the Declaration, dumbass! "
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Peter Parker One-Shots
FanfictionBEING REWRITTEN oneshots! mostly gay, and peter is trans in most of them because he's me fr fr all characters belong to marvel. except the ones i make up.
