Bite-Sized Stories, Better Known As Laziness Of A Stressed Writer

First Impressions, Everlasting Pain

Itsuki: Hey, who's the weird kid with the pink hair?

Sora: That's me, you dumbass!

Itsuki: Not you, dumbass! The other dumbass!

Natsu: 💢 Hey, who are ya callin' an idiot?!

Itsuki: I'm talking to YOU, idiot!

Sora: Wouldn't that make you an idiot for calling us both an idiot because you confused us together?

Itsuki: What the—No! At least I think it doesn't. Why does that matter anyway?!

Natsu: Ha! Breakin' your own rules, aren't ya buddy?

Itsuki: Shut up!

Riku: Are those two always like that?

Gray: *smirks* Try everyday.

Riku: *smiles* Doesn't seem too far fetched. *looks at Gray* Um, why're you naked?

Gray: 💧What?! *looks at Riku* You're one to talk!

Riku: Hm? *looks down to see his shirt missing* Interesting. I could've sworn I had my shirt on prior to this.

Erza: Young lady, I won't tolerate your foul language!

Yocchan: Fuck off, redhead! You're on OUR premises!

Erza: It's a school that you don't have any RIGHTS to as far as I'm concerned.

Yocchan: Whatever. You wanna get your ass kicked or what?

Erza: Is that a challenge?

Yocchan: You bet your ass it is!

Izuku: 💧 Please don't fight...

Ida: No fighting or profanity in the dorms!

Lucy and Ochako: Oh no...not this again.

Riku: I think we need to find our clothes. Especially you, Fullbuster.

Gray: Me?! What about you?!

Riku: I just said 'we', moron.

Gray: Who're you callin' a moron, you shirtless wannabe?!

Riku: Don't start with me, Fullbuster. You're the Stripping Wonder here.

Gray: Oh yeah? You wanna knuckle sandwich to go with that remark?

Riku: If that's what you want, then I'm all for it. *smirks at him* Better find some clothes first, though.

Gray: 💢 That's too far, man! *punches him*

Riku: *groans* Oh, you're on Fullbuster! *punches him back*

Erza: Requip! *changes into a high school uniform* I think this suits you, Hothead.

Yocchan: *blushes with anger* What? You think I wear that kinda thing?! What're you think you're doin', mockin' me?!

Bakugo: You're wearing one right now, dumbass.

Kaminari and Sero: Wow, she's hot!

Mineta: Have my prayers been answered?

Yuri: *wraps her tail around his neck* No, they haven't.

Yocchan: We gonna fight or what, redhead?

Erza: *smirks* You sure are a feisty girl, I'll give you that. *zips over to her, kicking her in the ribs and punching her far back into a wall* I'm sorry it had to come to—What?!

Yocchan: *gets back up, a few pieces of the wall crumbling before her* That was pretty good, redhead. *rushes over to her* But now it's my turn!

Erza: *clenches her teeth to prepare herself*

Yocchan: *stomps on her right foot, head butting her before kneeing her in the gut* Now I'm all fired up!

Natsu: 💢💢💢 Hey, that's my line!

Sora: Like hell it is! That's what I say!

Natsu: Yeah? Well, I was the first to say it, so don't bother using it!

Sora: And I'm supposed to believe that like I'm supposed to believe you also go by Salamander?!

Natsu: That's the way it is, buster!

Sora: Why you—*punches Natsu in the face*

Natsu: So that's how we're gonna play it, huh?! *punches him back with his fist enveloped in fire* Well, would ya look at that—What the?!

Sora: That stung, I admit that. *flames up his own fist* You'll be fun to play with, Dragneel.

Natsu: *grins* So will you, Pinky!

Natsu and Sora:  *both go at it with each other as they nearly set the building ablaze*

Itsuki: 💧 I knew it was a bad idea bringing them here.

Makarov and Aizawa: This is madness.

Mizuki: This is wonderful! So many powers being put to use as well as showing their skills with the others. Precise planning if I do say so myself.