Bite-Sized Stories, Better Known As Laziness Of A Stressed Writer

A Sticky Situation

Mina: *walking past Jiro and Kazuki, smirking* Hey, Risō. Jiro.
Kazuki: *sighs* Not this again...
Mina: You two surely woke up late, even for a Saturday. *grins* Had some fun last night?
Kazuki and Jiro: *gawk in embarrassment, a blush staining their cheeks* WHAT!?
Jiro: *flustered* W-W-What kind of question is th-that, Ashido!? Of course not!
Mina: *smirks* Oh really? *pulls out her phone, playing sounds of the two that they don't want to admit is true, despite it being innocent fun* Do I need to play it louder for you to hear?
Kazuki: *uses his Quirk to web her up, taking her with him to her room with a heavy sigh* I'll be back, Kyoka. I have to deal with the antics of an Alien Queen.
Mina: *laughing while carrying her away, teasing her friend* I DO love strong guys, Risō.
Kazuki: *blushes and tenses up* S-S-Shut up!
Jiro: *blushing hard* We were only giving each other a massage!
Ochako: *heavily shocked and confused* D..Did you and Risō...?
Jiro: *beet red in the face* N-No! It was JUST a massage!

*5 minutes later, inside of Mina's room*

Mina: *laid down by Kazuki* What're you gonna do now, Risō? Give me a massage too?
Kazuki: *takes off his shirt, showing his well-toned body to the now blushing pink girl* Maybe, maybe not. But first...*rips off his webbing with ease* I need you to take off your clothes.
Mina: *blushing a light lilac* W-What!? I'm not doing that!
Kazuki: *chuckles* I don't want you naked, dummy. Just in your underwear. *blushes as he thinks of what he just said* N-Not in a b-b-bad way, Ashido!
Mina: *blushing harder* That's still naked, Risō!
Kazuki: *sighs* Look, if it makes it any better, I'll do the same. *takes off his jeans, blushing a little* See? Better now?
Mina: *stunned at her surprisingly cute friend* Yeah. S-Sure. But *blushes as she hands him a pair of shorts* Put these on. I don't wanna see you in your All Might boxers the whole time.
Kazuki: *blushes softly* Hey, lay off! Midoriya bought me these for Christmas! But yeah, I'll wear 'em.
Mina: Good. Now wait here. *goes into the bathroom to undress*
Kazuki: O-Okay. *waits 3 minutes until he sees Mina come out, blushing at the sight of his friend* Holy woah...
Mina: *shy, covering herself a bit* Well, don't stare, Risō.
Kazuki: *gulps nervously*
Mina: *in her underwear, blushing uncontrollably* C-Can we start now?
Kazuki: *nose bleeding, nodding in agreement* R-Ready when you are. Now, lay down on the bed for me.
Mina: *smirks* Are you sure this isn't some type of dirty fantasy you're not telling me about?
Kazuki: As cute as you are, I do have a girlfriend, so only in my dreams. *smiles, squirting out some oil as he lathers up Mina*
Mina: Yeah, whatever lover boy. I bet you have the biggest ha—Oh! W-Why are your hands so soft?
Kazuki: *chuckles* I was born with them, silly. *continues to lather her skin, avoiding any contact with her breasts and cherry, slowly moving down to her butt, calmly yet nervously rubbing it softly*
Mina: *blushing softly* H-Hey, hands off the merchandise back there.
Kazuki: Part of the job, Alien Queen. *moves back up, rubbing her shoulders gently* Wow, for a energetic ball of energy, you're pretty tense right now.
Mina: *accidentally squeals out a moan at the soft touch, blushing even harder* Ignore that...
Kazuki: *snorts* First time getting a massage, Ashido?
Mina: *lilac blush still there* M-M-Maybe...
Kazuki: First a moan, now stuttering? I must've hit the right spot? *stops to get some more oil* Man, you have a nice body, Ashido. *rubs her body once more*
Mina: *smirks with a laugh* I thought you supposed to *unintentional moan* be focusing on the ~Ooh!~ job?
Kazuki: This IS part of the job, dummy. Besides, I meant you're very athletic, yet also very curvaceous too.
Mina: D-Don't get too flirtatious, Risō. (Even though you're so damn cute!)
Kazuki: *smiles* Only if you allow it. *rubs her butt again, blushing a little* Hey, is this alright with you, Ash?
Mina: *turns around, nodding in agreement* Just don't do anything stupid.
Kazuki: Got it. *rubs the almost gelatinous appendage, trying not to have dirty thoughts, so lost in his nervousness he unintentionally hits her cherry, prompting a soft moan from Mina*
Mina: *moaning, instantly turning around with a lilac blush* R-Risō! W-W-What did I just say!?
Kazuki: *blushing hard* S-Sorry! I-I-I didn't mean to hit that spot! I kinda have to, though, in order to get the oil all over you. J-Just hold out a little longer, alright?
Mina: *blushes with a small pout* W-Wait a minute!
Kazuki: *blushes with a sigh, serious face of determination to make his friend's stress go away with the massage, trying to spread the oil around Mina's cherry but it always ended up going directly back to it, softly touching the spot repeatedly*
Mina: *squirming, moaning a bit loudly* Risō, stop that! You're gonna make me—*squeals, her eyes closing in embarrassment as her blush covers her entire face, her body shaking uncontrollably as a dark wet spot appeared at the bottom of her yellow underwear*
Kazuki: M-Mina! Are you okay?
Mina: *blushing hard* I...I think I just wet myself in front of my crush...
Kazuki: *snorts* You didn't do that, Mina. It's just a little wet stain, probably because of the constant sensitivity and sensation— Wait, your WHAT!?
Mina: You heard me. *blushes uncontrollably as she shed a tear* I have a crush on you, Kazuki Risō.

Kazuki: M-Mina...
Mina: I only tease you because I want the same thing Jiro and Kami have. *cries quietly* You and Midoriya are so sweet, and even more cooler when you go into hero mode. Kiri's such a good guy, but I can't help but feel that same energy with you. *smiles* Can you...can you come over to me for a second?
Kazuki: Yeah. *moves to her, face to face now* What's up, Min—!!!
Mina: *kisses Kazuki passionately* I really like you, Risō.
Kazuki: *stunned, blushing uncontrollably*

A few moments later...

Kirishima: So you're telling us that...
Jiro: You and Ashido kissed—
Kaminari: While you gave her a massage...
Izuku: In her underwear...
Ochako: And now you two are dating now?
Bakugo: And what us to give a shit? *smirks softly* You're a fuckin' player, Snow White. *hugs Kazuki* Next time, though, don't wake me out of my sleep.
Izuku: Well, I guess it's pretty cool you have another girlfriend, Risō. *smiles*
Ochako: It's so weird but adorable! *cute squishy mochi face*
Kirishima: I don't know whether or not I should kill you, or hug you.
Kazuki: 💧Killing wouldn't be very hero like now, would it?
Kirishima: *hugs Kazuki* I'm just messin' with ya, man! Pretty manly to confess this to us, so you get a pass for me!
Jiro: I GUESS you two are cute together...*soft small smile*
Kaminari: This is so cool! My two best friends are together and we all date!