Bite-Sized Stories, Better Known As Laziness Of A Stressed Writer

Love Is In The Air

Hageshi: I love you.

Jolyne: Once more.

Hageshi: I love you.

Jolyne: Once more.

Hageshi: I lo—

Itsuki: *bursts in* Stop in the name of love!!

Jolyne: Itsuki? What's with the bombastic entrance?

Itsuki: I heard someone confess to you, right?!

Jolyne: *confused* Confess..? Oh! You must be confused. *giggles*

Itsuki: Huh? I'm pretty sure I heard someone say they love you.

Hageshi: I did, ya moron.

Itsuki: What?! You of all people should know—

Jolyne: Calm down, Itsuki. It's just the "I Love You" game.

Itsuki: *furrows his brows* The what?

Jolyne: It's a game, dummy.

Hageshi: One person says "I love you"—

Jolyne: —while the other says "once more."

Hageshi: Whoever blushes or gets flustered first loses.

Jolyne: Here let me show you. *faces Hageshi* I love you.

Hageshi: *smirks* Once more.

Jolyne: See? It's pretty fun. Why don't you try it?

Itsuki: Try it? Seems kinda weird. And besides, who am I gonna try it—

Jolyne: Me, silly.

Itsuki: *blushes softly, turning away from her* D-Don't you guys have to lose or somethin' in order for someone to play next?

Jolyne: Oh right. Or someone could just—

Hageshi: *stretches as he stands up* Good game, JoJo.

Jolyne: Eh? You're forfeiting now?!

Hageshi: Yeah. Too easy for me, ya know.

Jolyne: That's true. You did win 30 rounds after all.

Hageshi: *walks over to Itsuki* And to you I say good luck.

Itsuki: *groans* I seriously hate you so much.

Hageshi: *whispers* Why though? Giving you a chance to confess to her is more than anything I'd do for your dumbass.

Itsuki: *whispers back* If it was that easy, I'd have done it by now.

Hageshi: Just go over there already!

Itsuki: Alright, alright. *sits in Hageshi's previous spot*

Jolyne: You ready to get beaten by a girl?

Itsuki: *softly smirks* I'm a gentleman, but I'll put in some effort before that happens.

Jolyne: *smiles back at him* Glad to know.

Itsuki: Alright. Here we go. *breathes in* I—

Hageshi: Hold it!

Itsuki: Oh what now?!

Hageshi: Let JoJo take the lead this time.

Itsuki: Uh, s-sure. (Then why the hell did you hype me up to confess, jerk?!)

Jolyne: M-Me?? Well, okay. Itsuki, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...I-I-I....I-I can't do this! *panics as her red face steams from embarrassment*

Itsuki: What?

Hageshi: Itsuki wins this round! *nudges him* Congrats, bro. Now you know it's mutual feelings.

Itsuki: *smirks* If this is your way of kindness, then thanks asshole. *smiles before going over to the flustered girl* Such a jerk I am, right?

Jolyne: E-Eh?! N-N-No, I'm the jerk here, Itsuki...

Itsuki: Bullshit. Your pretty personality doesn't come close to asshole. *chuckles, holding out his hand* C'mon.

Jolyne: What do you mean?

Itsuki: It's our lunch break, right? I know you've been in here studying for the past few days, so I thought we could go out for food. My treat for all your hard work.

Jolyne: R-R-Really?

Itsuki: Yeah really. Just name the place and you got it.

Jolyne: *smiles grabbing his hand* O-Okay! Let's do it!

Itsuki: *grins* Atta girl.

Hageshi: *smirks* Idiots.

...2 days later...

Tetsuya: You ready, Kageyama?

Kageyama: Sure. The faster we get this over with the faster I can eat.

Tetsuya: Alright! Kageyama, I love you to the ends of the Earth.

Kageyama: *taken aback, turning away as his cheeks change to a bright red* Sh-Shut up and finish eating.

Tetsuya: Yay, I won!

Panti: *snorts* Idiots.