Bite-Sized Stories, Better Known As Laziness Of A Stressed Writer

Talk About The Kettle Calling The Pot Black

Mizuki: Natsu.

Natsu: Oh, hey Mizumi!

Mizuki: *smirks* It's Master Yosuko to you, kid. Anyway, I take it you and Sora are finally getting along, yes?

Natsu: Huh? Who's that?

Mizuki: Eh? He's the kid with the same kinda power—

Natsu: Oh, you mean Pinky! That guy's really nice, but he's a bit of an idiot if I have to be honest.

Mizuki: ...I...I don't even have a response for that.

*not too far away*

Makarov: So, what do ya think of the guild?

Erza: Please indulge us, Nakamura.

Sora: I think it's awesome, you guys! But just call me Sora please, Ms. Erza. *smiles shyly with a blush*

Erza: *blushes herself* I-I'm sorry! Please feel free to hit me for dishonoring your name, Sora.

Sora: Hm? Really?

Lucy, Gray, and Yocchan: *panicking* It's not worth it!

Lucy: Anyway, I'm glad iou guys like our guild. It's like all of you fit right at home here. 💧 Especially those two. *glances over at Cana and Eiji's drunken past time hobby*

Sora: 💧 I'd rather her be happy than upset, ya know? Besides, look at Levy and Ms. Utsukushii getting along.

Gray: Almost like they've known each other prior to this. Kinda makes me wish you and Natsu got along.

Lucy: Says the person who can't go one minute without punching the shirtless samurai.

Riku: Did someone call of my name?

Gray: No, they didn't. And put a shirt on for once!

Riku: Oh? *looks down to see his shirt missing once again* Forgive me, but it seems I've lost it once again.

Lucy: How about you start saying that once you put some clothes on yourself?

Gray: Huh? *looks down to see his clothes off* Waaaah! How'd that happen?

Juvia: *running over to him* Gray-sama!

Gray: *sighs, holding Juvia off with one hand* Back to the point. Why don't you and Natsu get along?

Lucy: 💧 I think we should be asking you that question.

Sora: *completely oblivious* Sorry, I'm lost here. Who's Natsu?

Lucy, Happy, Erza and Gray: *gawk at him* What?!

Happy: How can you not know Natsu?!

Gray: He's the only pink-haired idiot who gets himself into—

Sora: Oh! You mean Fire Dragon? Yeah, he's an idiot for sure. I feel bad for him, to be honest.

Erza and Lucy: 💧 Talk about the kettle calling the pot black.

Gray: Scratch that. Two pink-haired idiots who get themselves into trouble.

Sora: Eh? I don't get it.

Natsu: Hey, Pinky! I heard you were talking trash about me earlier.

Sora: And I heard you do something similar, Fake Salamander. *cracks his neck*

Natsu: 💢 What'd you just say?!

Sora: I forgot but I hope you heard it, you fire-breathing idiot!!

Natsu: *smirks* Oh really?! I'm all fired up now! *punches him with his flame-broiled fist*

Sora: *groans but gets up quickly, punching him back with his own flame-engulfed fists* Stop stealing my lines!

Natsu: You started it first, you jerk!!

Gray, Erza, and Lucy: 💧 Such idiots.