internet crush

one

[im so bored so im making a new story yayayaya] edit june 17, 2019: ew this is like my first fanfic it's disgusting i apologize

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hoesuck: hiii :)

jaeroach: hello! who is this?

hoesuck: ur new boyfriend

jaeroach: bye

hoesuck: nORR

jaeroach: speak up pussy. who is u

hoesuck: im hoseok. i may or may have not got this contact from ur insta :):)):)::)

hoesuck: u said "text me on this app whenever u want" sO I DID

jaeroach: wELL YOU COULDVE SAID

hoesuck: anywayssssfkdlc

hoesuck: whats ur name

jaeroach: u literally came from my insta and u dont know whats my name

hoesuck: i fOLLOW A LOT OF GIRLS OKAY

jaeroach: pervert

jaeroach: and my name is jaerin

hoesuck: my name is hoseok

jaeroach: iK THAT ALREADY YOU MAN WHORE

hoesuck: i never even kissed a girl :'(

jaeroach: nice to know, pervert

hoesuck: im deeply hurt

jaeroach: stay hurt

jaeroach: feel my rage

hoesuck: rOACH

jaeroach: pERV

hoesuck: suck my tentacles

jaeroach: suck my truck

hoesuck: suck my dick

jaeroach: i tHOUGHT WE WERE KEEPING THIS CLEAN

hoesuck: :'))

jaeroach: why 2 parenthesis? are you saying that you have a double chin?

hoesuck: wHY ARE U SO MEAN

jaeroach: iM JK SORRYUUCHDKDNCK

jaeroach: wait

jaeroach: how do ik ur not an old creep

hoesuck: hOW DO I KNOW UR NOT AN OLD CREEP

jaeroach: my insta, dUHHFOKCE

hoesuck: oh shit ye

jaeroach: sEND ME A PIC

hoesuck: of what?

hoesuck: my dick?

jaeroach: i hate u

hoesuck: iM JK HOLD UP

hoesuck:

jaeroach: wAIT WHAT

hoesuck: did i make u wet or sum

jaeroach: dADDY

hoesuck: what

jaeroach: what

hoesuck: did u

jaeroach: shut up

hoesuck: oKAY THEN

jaeroach: gotta blast pervy

jaeroach: my friend is buying pizza

jaeroach: bYE PERVY!1!1!!1!1

hoesuck: wow pizza is better than me?

hoesuck: i see i see

hoesuck: i feel hurt

Seen

hoesuck: dID UR BITCH ASS LEAVE ME ON SEEN

hoesuck: f you

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[i love this so far uwu]