[please vote + comment random shit please]
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3:25 am (in america)
hoesuck: hey roach
hoesuck: helloooo
jaeroach: botch why yoi twxting mw at 3:25 am stipid hor lewve me aline
hoesuck: iss 8:25 am wym
hoesuck: oh shit right u live in california 💀💀
jaeroach: bINCH
jaeroach: wHERE U LIVE?!1!1!1! MARS?!1!1!!1!1
hoesuck: naw fam i live in korea
jaeroach: omg north korea? bye fam
hoesuck: naw fam south korea
jaeroach: aw darn sorry fam
jaeroach: now let me fuckindh sleep fam
hoesuck: bye fam
6:28 am
jaeroach: gO0D MORNING PERVY
hoesuck: gOOD AFTER NOON ROACH
jaeroach: i still dont believe ur that hot
hoesuck: bUT I SENT A PHOTO
jaeroach: u couldve easily taken that from the internet
jaeroach: now send me a vid of u saying "jaerin is my god and i am her disciple"
hoesuck: is that really necessary
hoesuck: cant i say something else
jaeroach: no
jaeroach: send it nOW
hoesuck:
![[pretend hes saying it]](https://img.wattpad.com/e81ddd006052dc387042471960d33a8d00ac64fe/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f3067336f766c337a3475613947513d3d2d3730383133333439322e313538636462663663343632323764313833363034383930313730382e676966?s=fit&w=720&h=720)
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[pretend hes saying it]
jaeroach: yummy
hoesuck: who? me?
jaeroach: no stupid
jaeroach: the churro
hoesuck: cmon u havent even tasted me yet
jaeroach: i dONT PLAN TO
hoesuck: ;)
jaeroach: anyways. how old are u?
hoesuck: 21 [just pretend]
jaeroach: oh
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Fanfictionhoesuck: hiii :) jaeroach: hello! who is this? hoesuck: ur new boyfriend jaeroach: bYE Highest Rank(s): #12 in hoseokff #14in hoseokfanfic
