internet crush

three

[comment + vote pleasee. i honestly love this story sm and i hate all my other ones :):):):)]

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jaeroach: hoseok

jaeroach: hoseok

jaeroach: hoseok

hoesuck: wHAT

jaeroach: lets talk

jaeroach: im bored

hoesuck: loL K

jaeroach: do u have any siblings?!?!!?

hoesuck: ye i have a little sister

jaeroach: how old?!!11!1

hoesuck: shes 20.  [again pretend]

jaeroach: oh shes my age

hoesuck: ye

hoesuck: lets not talk about her

jaeroach: oh

jaeroach: okay

15 minutes later

jaeroach: hellooo

jaeroach: cmon i dont want another dead ibsf

hoesuck: can we not talk right now

jaeroach: why?

jaeroach: u can tell me yk

hoesuck: no

hoesuck: this is something i have to keep to myself

jaeroach: cool

jaeroach: ttyl

hoesuck: bye

Jaerin's POV

Hoseok is acting weird. bUT ITS OKAY ITS NOT MY PROBLEMBDIJEJ

I stalked Hoseok's insta and checked who he's following.

-Following-

@pjimin
@taethehyung
@jeonjuancock
@agustdie
@smartjoon
@worldwidehandsome
@adorara
@bighit
@minhospamz
@banqchan
@jacksonw4ng

*taps the first @*

*accidentally presses follow button*

wait

shit

fuckkosnvd

pjimin has followed you back

omg

*unread message from pjimin*

KDBWODBORFBEOEN

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pjimin: hi! whos this? hoseok follows u so

jaeroach: oh im jaerin! we just internet friends yk

pjimin: ahh i see

jaeroach: by looking at ur feed i see u have a gf ;)))))

pjimin: oh yeah

pjimin: her name is sooya

jaeroach: yall are cuteee

pjimin: eh

pjimin: we actually uh

pjimin: broke up months ago

pjimin: just forgot to delete the posts ig. im not on this app that much.

jaeroach: oh

jaeroach: sorryy just assumed

pjimin: lmao its okay

jaeroach: at least you've recently had a gf

jaeroach: i havent been in a relationship since

jaeroach: hiGH SCHOOL

jaeroach: terrible times

pjimin: omg in high school i looked so bad im not even exaggerating

jaeroach: yOU SHOULDVE SEEN MEE

jaeroach: i hAD BANGS AND BRACES AND GLASSES

pjimin: i was chubby asf and had glasses and my frickkfcie hair looked like those boys over flowers hair style

jaeroach: oMF

jaeroah: iM DYING

jaeroach: i CAN IMAGINE IT SKHEODJDI

pjimin: no offence against boys over flowers tho

pjimin: it was like my childhood

jaeroach: oMG

jaeroach: sAMEE

jaeroach: the pottery guy is so hot tbh

pjimin: the main character hot i'd smash

jaeroach: wOAH BUDDY

pjimin: iM jUsT sAyiNg

pjimin: u there?

jaeroach: bRUH I JUST DIDNT TYPE FOR LIKE A SEC

jaeroach: and tbh if i was gay i'd smash the main character

pjimin: if i was gay i would smash gu jun pyo

jaeroach: wouldnt we all ;)

pjimin: i didnt know u were into rich guys ;)

jaeroach: maybe i am ;)

pjimin: im rich ;)

jaeroach: omg shut up ;)

pjimin: wait i have to go noww

pjimin: i had fun talking to you ;)

pjimin: byeyyeyeyeye

jaeroach: 👋👋 ;)

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[omgg jaerin closed hoseoks messageggegege. what do u think happened with hoseok?!!?!!1!1!1!1!]