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chapter three - lol i wish i had died

Your pov

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That was a trip.

I kept thinking over what happened while I was sitting with Ginny and Hermione. We were watching Bill, Fred, and George clean up the yard and throw gnomes out. It was pretty funny that George had to do work even though it was Fred that went out of the house at the crack of dawn. 

"Yn understands how I feel. We both mainly have guy friends. And that's okay! Girls can be mean. Right, Yn?" Hermione said looking at the dampened girl. "Hmm. Well yes and no. Guys are annoying and don't know how to act but on occasion its nice having a group of guys that would do anything for you."

Ginny sighed and shook her head "yeah I get it, that's how my brothers are. That's why I want girlfriends. I'm so used to being around boys that I need a break you know?"

I just nodded my head and gave her a sympathetic smile. Ginny's cool as fuck I don't understand how she's not the coolest person at Hogwarts. I guess we'll have to see what happens this year.

Looking back at the twins I saw them throw a gnome at me. Luckily I ducked just in time but oh boy am I gonna get my revenge. Just let them wait. Let them think they're safe."Kids! Breakfast is ready" Mrs. Weasley yelled.

Fred and George immediately dropped everything they were doing and ran straight to the house. They washed their hands and sat, forcing me to be in the middle. 

How odd.

 I forgave Bill because it really wasn't a big deal. So what, I almost. almost. drowned. "Y/- Hello dear!" Mr. Weasley cut Bill off "I've got the best news!" He says. He then sits down and grabs toast. "Well, aren't you going to tell us, dear?" Mrs. Weasley asks "Wha- OH yes, my oh my, won't you guys love this." He starts "My work has gifted me tickets!" He says "Tickets?" I whisper to George. "Tickets dad?" He repeats "OH," he says flailing his arms up "Tickets to the 422nd Quidditch World Cup!" He says.

 Do you know how people say its calm before a storm? Yeah, totally true. 

The house before the news was the normal amount of hectic. But after the news the already hectic house was filled with a lot of 'YOUR KIDDING' or 'NO WAY' or 'YES I CANT BELIEVE IT IM SO HAPPY'. I myself was very happy, to say the least.

      
"DAD?" Ron asks very suddenly "Yes?" "Harry! We have to bring Harry!" He states "Of course we have to. We can get him after breakfast, seeing as it is in two days." He tells. "Y/n? Would you mind coming with us? I know that you are a muggle-born, and I think you would get on with his aunt and uncle." Mr. Weasley said, digging into his breakfast. I obviously agreed to go with. To be fully honest I only really went because Fred and George are going are trying to feed Harrys awful cousin this new 'tongue toffee' they've been working on all summer.
      
"Alright let's go" Mr. Weasley yells "Fred then George after me and then y/n and Ron." He says "okay," Ron says. Mr. Weasley goes then Fred, George, me and, Ron but something seemed to happen because right as I said 'Number 4 Privet Drive!" I rammed right into the back of Fred! "Fred?" 

"Yes?" 

"What's happened?" I ask

"They blocked their chimney!" He says and then Ron came. 

"Ouch," he says

"Ouch? You're saying ouch?" I say 

"yes?" 

"You rammed right into me and stepped on my foot idiot" I say "oh, sorry," he says while pushing me right onto Fred. "Well hello, might I interest you in moving back?" he says in my ear "As much as I would love to, your idiotic brother is being VERY inconsiderate," I say.
   
"This should do it!" Mr. Weasley says in a cheery voice "Harry? Stand back!" He advised. Mr. Weasley then pushed Ron back, Ron pushed me (more on Fred), Fred then pushed George into the very hard brick wall. Then there was a huge blast. And Alas! I saw some light!

Time skip! (Dudley is downstairs and Fred and George are about to "drop" the toffees!)    

"Oh no! Whoopsie!" Fred yelled, "Fred how could you?" George yelled back "Is that all of them?" I say acting very dumb "Yes I believe it is," the twins say in unison. "Alright let's go!" Mr. Weasley says. Harry, Ron, George, Fred, and I went last. Mostly just so I could see how big his tongue got. And let me tell you. It was like four feet by the time I was gone!    

When I got back I was bombarded with questions from Fred and George. "Did it work?" "How long did his fat tongue get?" They asked very excitedly. Right when I was about to answer the questions, Mr. Weasley popped right back into his home.
      
"What did you do to that boy?" Mr. Weasley asked, "He did absolutely nothing!" He spit "Dad, we just dropped the candy its his fault he ate it" George shrugged "That gives no, NO excuse, I might just have to tell your mother," Arthur said. "Tell me what?" Molly said while she strolled into the living room. "Nothing Molly dear, just practicing" Arthur hopefully said, while molly gave him a look that could kill. "Hmmm," she thought. "I'm coining to believe- George Weasley! What is that in your hand!" Mrs. Weasley asked right before she was going to drip the whole situation.

Georges eyes went wide "Uh. Candy?".

Technically he's not wrong. That's all I'm saying though.

"Candy? Huh. Looks like the candy I have told you over and over again to destroy! Accio!" Mrs. Weasley demanded the candies over. She looked at the twins and then at me. To be honest, she looked confused.

Turns out she was because she decided that if they were just "candy" she could eat it right?

With a look of determination, Mrs. Weasley brought her hand up to her mouth looking Us all in the eyes. One by one.

When she looked at me, I tried to keep my cool. As reckless as I could be, I'm not a complete ass. She obviously knew that out of us three, I would be the one to cave.

Don't show her. Don't let her know they are "the candies meant to be destroyed".

And then I cracked.

My brows furrowed and my e/c eyes widened a bit.