anonymous

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anonymous: i'm bored

alex-burke: that's your problem

anonymous: entertain me!

alex-burke: no

anonymous: pls bc im bored

alex-burke: no

anonymous: please

alex-burke: no

anonymous: pleasee

alex-burke: no

anonymous: is it just me or does this happen often in our conversations?

alex-burke: stop

anonymous: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

alex-burke: no

anonymous: alexandraaaaaaaaaa

alex-burke: stop it or i will find you and chop your ding dong off and feed it to my cat

anonymous: ding dong? oh my god hahahah!

alex-burke: stfu

anonymous: are you on your period or something?

alex-burke: ...

anonymous: you're actually on it?

alex-burke: i wanna curl up into a ball while crying and eating pizza and ice cream because cramps

anonymous: aw you poor baby

alex-burke: i'm sorry i threatened to cut your ding dong off. i wouldn't actually do that.

anonymous: it's okay

alex-burke: i wanna cuddle while watching horror movies :'(

anonymous: you're adorable

alex-burke: now i'm crying

anonymous: don't cry.

alex-burke: don't cry. don't cry?! don't tell me to not cry! i am going to cry because there is blood coming out of there like the fucking niagara falls

anonymous: the us side or the canadian side?

alex-burke: don't

alex-burke has disconnected

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[i was laughing my ass off at the 'ding dong' part!]