alex-burke: oh my lord
anonymous: did you see it?
alex-burke: did i see it?! noooooo...
anonymous: what?
alex-burke: you covered my whole locker in so many damn post-it-notes that said all our inside jokes.
anonymous: did you look inside ?
alex-burke: okay, the rose and the post-it-notes were really sweet but really? 'hey bae, you asked so here's my sign that i'm actually real. ps. when you kill me spare my balls - anonymous'
anonymous: what? i thought I did a good job
alex-burke: yeah, you did. and i appreciate it :)
anonymous: anything for my dear alexandra
alex-burke: that's the last time. or else
anonymous: or else what?
alex-burke: i don't know. i'll think of it soon though.
anonymous: i'm very scared
alex-burke: oh you should be
anonymous: suuree
alex-burke: did you really have to write ding dong though?
anonymous: of course
alex-burke: i figured
alex-burke has disconnected
YOU ARE READING
anonymous
Short Storyanonymous: why you gotta be so rude? alex-burke: no (c) c-araphernelia 2014 !! lowercase intended !! **pls no hate bc i wrote this a long time ago and i hate myself **