anonymous: how was charlie?
alex-burke: he's cool
anonymous: 'he's cool'? that's it
alex-burke: yeah. i like him. he reminds me of you, a lot.
anonymous: really? how
alex-burke: bc he wouldn't stop singing rude whenever i was mean to him
anonymous: mean to charlie? aw that's rude
alex-burke: see
anonymous: he likes you too you know
alex-burke: how do you know
anonymous: bc he told mee
alex-burke: oh
anonymous: yeah
alex-burke: but i like you more then him
anonymous: i know ;)
alex-burke: but i can kinda guess why he likes me
anonymous: why do you think he likes you
alex-burke: bc i'm bringing booty back, you should go tell them skinny bitches that
anonymous: nah nicki minaj already done that, and how many times do i have to tell you, you're not fat
alex-burke: my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns 'hun
anonymous: eww, you have an anaconda?
alex-burke: no! it's just the song idiot
anonymous: okayyyyyy.
alex-burke: loozer
anonymous: now i know why you need a tutor, it's spelled 'loser' not 'loozer'
alex-burke: meanie!
anonymous: lol bitch
alex-burke: i should really consider breaking up with you
anonymous: noooo!! i love you so much and pls don't break up with me!!
alex-burke: lol jk hoe
anonymous: >:(
alex-burke has disconnected
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Short Storyanonymous: why you gotta be so rude? alex-burke: no (c) c-araphernelia 2014 !! lowercase intended !! **pls no hate bc i wrote this a long time ago and i hate myself **