anonymous

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anonymous: i wish we could talk in real life

alex-burke: don't you think i've been wishing that ever since we started talking?

anonymous: yeah i know

alex-burke: why don't you reveal yourself then?

anonymous: no

alex-burke: first your like 'i wanna really wanna meet you in real life' now your like 'i shall not reveal myself'

anonymous: **you're

alex-burke: at least give me a hint of who you are?

anonymous: maybe alexandra

alex-burke: i swear to god, if you don't stop calling me alexandra i will seriously consider chopping your ding dong off and feading it to esther.

anonymous: should i be scared?

alex-burke: very scared. because you won't be able to reproduce after.

anonymous: no! my babies!

alex-burke: so stop.

anonymous: ok alex

alex-burke: thank you

anonymous: no problem sweetie ;)

alex-burke: oh my god

alex-burke has disconnected

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[im sorry it's short :( ]