Jaebum's words rang in my ears all day.
I want you to go on a date with me.
He said to be ready by 7:00 pm two days later, so it'd be the weekend. I asked him what he'd planned, but he just told me that it was for him to know and me to find out.
I felt a little weirded out by it all. I mean, I'd gone on dates before, but those were different.
They were with girls. And I was the one taking them on a date, not the other way around. I guess that's just how being gay feels like.
Anywho, I needed some advice, but I couldn't ask Jaebum, because that'd obviously be awkward. Jackson? I don't really know if he'd be up for it. Heck, I don't even know if he's gay or not, and if so, I don't know if he's been on a date with a guy before. But I had no other options at the moment, so I tried anyway.
UR_MUM:
hey jackson
JackBeNimble:
hi jinyoung
whats up?
UR_MUM:
nth much
i just need some help
JackBeNimble:
sure
what do u need help w/ ?
UR_MUM:
ok
i havent told u yet
but dont freak out plz
JackBeNimble:
sure 😊
UR_MUM:
um
jb hyung and i kinda sorta maybe a little definitely kissed
JackBeNimble:
OMF Y DIDNT U TELL ME BEFORE?! MY BESTIES R GETTING MARRIED LIKE WTF?! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY!! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????
UR_MUM:
remember what i said about not freaking out?
JackBeNimble:
right
srry 🤐
UR_MUM:
ok
it happened 2day
idk it just sorta happened after i confessed and stuff
JackBeNimble:
permission to speak?
UR_MUM:
access granted
JackBeNimble:
OMF IM SO HAPPY 4 U! JJP 4EVER!!!!
UR_MUM:
jjp?
JackBeNimble:
idk
me and some of the guys considered u guys as a ship but a work in progress so we started calling u "jj project"
UR_MUM:
🙄
anyway
jb hyung asked me on a date and idk what 2 do
JackBeNimble:
OH MY SHITZU
JB TRYING 2 BE SLICK?? I CANT BELIEVE MY DREAMS R COMING TRUE I CANT EVEN RN!!! 🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍
UR_MUM:
calm tf down jackass
anyway can we get back to the part where i need help??
JackBeNimble:
sure 😀
k so im not the best with "dating advice" so imma hook u up w/ 1 of my friends
he will help u
UR_MUM:
dont tell me its him
plz
JackBeNimble:
its him 😉
UR_MUM:
oh god no 🙈
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BAMBAM_IS_DABKING👑:
AYOOOOO
UR_MUM:
oh shit
BAMBAM_IS_DABKING👑:
heard my pal needed dating advice no? 😉
UR_MUM:
im not entirely sure ur qualified for supplying such advice 😒
BAMBAM_IS_DABKING👑:
dont worry aristotle
i got chu
never switch up on my bros u kno??
UR_MUM:
fine 🙄
help if thats even possible
BAMBAM_IS_DABKING👑:
ok so
when i went on my first gay date
i was a little nervous but all chu need is da confidence
UR_MUM:
"gay date"?
who w/ ?
BAMBAM_IS_DABKING👑:
yugyeom who else?? 😅
anyway
just play it cool ya kno
and if he wants 2 be top then u gotta show him who da boss
UR_MUM:
i am going to murder jackson
BAMBAM_IS_DABKING👑:
and for clothes just wear whatever makes u look top and/or appropriate 4 da date
UR_MOM:
is all u do on dates is fight about whos top?!
BAMBAM_IS_DABKING👑:
shhhh
ok always talk like u got da swag and always act like ur 2 good 4 life
and don't be tHOSE SWITCH COUPLES I REPEAT JJP IS NOT A SWITCH SHIP DECIDE EARLY ON U UNDERSTAND ME CHILD?!
UR_MOM:
jackson better have his location on 😒
BAMBAM_IS_DABKING👑:
and there u have it boi
1 on 1 dating advice w/ ya boi bambam aka da gay expert and suave dating specialist 😎
now make me proud
UR_MUM:
how do u have friends?
actually no
how did a nice guy like yugyeom end up with some dumbshit like u??
BAMBAM_IS_DABKING👑:
shhhh
go on ur date and be top boi
UR_MUM:
😒
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Friend Zoned || jj.project || DISCONTINUED
Fanfiction"Scrapbook it; we're just friends." "Of course." "Nothing more, nothing less." "Got it." "I'm friend-zoning you right here, okay?" "Shut up, I'm not a goldfish." Jinyoung and Jaebum have been as thick as thieves since day one. They're best friends a...
