I'm Gonna Go Straight... To Heaven- The Big Gay Musical

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***********DISCLAIMER********

For anyone who hasn't seen this musical, this song can seem a bit out of place or homophobic. I am not Homophobic!!!!! I myself am a Pansexual who recently got out of a gay relationship. This song, for those who haven't seen the musical, comes from a scene in a conversion camp, where the song is filled with homo-erotic dance moves. I have linked the YouTube video of the song at the top so you can see it. 

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Now this is how it goes 


I'm gonna go straight 

To heaven 

I'm gonna go be Jesus' friend 

I'm gonna go straight 

To heaven

I'm never gonna be gay

Be gay again


Okay now it's time for all of you to try


I'm gonna go straight

To heaven

I'm gonna go be Jesus' friend

I'm gonna go straight

To heaven

I'm never gonna be gay

Be gay again


Here at FAGS camp we've come to learn

How to change our ways 

We're gonna stop being sissy men

So when we pray to Jesus we can say 


I'm gonna go straight

To heaven

I'm gonna go be Jesus' friend 


Hey Jesus 


I'm gonna go straight 

To heaven 

I'm never gonna be gay

Be gay again


Here at FAGS camp we're on out knees 

But it's just to pray

We're gonna learn to be rugged and butch

So when we pray to Jesus we can say


I'm gonna go straight (I'm gonna go straight)

To heaven (to heaven)

I'm gonna go be Jesus' friend

I'm gonna go straight (I'm gonna go straight)

To heaven (to heaven)

We're never gonna be gay


I'm gonna go straight (I'm gonna go straight)

To heaven (to heaven)

I'm gonna go be Jesus' friend

I'm gonna go straight (I'm gonna go straight)

To heaven (to heaven)

I'm never gonna be gay

Be gay again


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