Attack of the Bambinos - Bars and Melody

Chapter Twelve

A/N We are going to continue :)

-------------

Leo's P.O.V

It wasn't my fault... Okay maybe it was, I mean I pushed her then she did slip on my sick. Ooops

We are now at the hospital talking to the police, Blair isn't happy.

"Leondre did you push Tegan?" The tallest police officer asks me. I think his name is Steve.

"No, I was sick and she slipped on it," I reply, half truthfully.

"Then why did she say you did?" Blair argues, raising his voice.

"Excuse me sir, please can you calm down, we can handle this," the other police officer asked Blair. I don't know his name is, it is really long and confusing.

"Leondre, can you please tell me the story from the beginning?" Steve asked.

"Well..." I started "she comes up to me and Charlie and starts shouting at me for stealing her man, then she goes up to Charlie's and starts aggressively kissing him saying, this hurts me as much as it hurts you I can't cope and that she thought they had something special and then she turns back to me saying you stole my man and that she is going to kill me and that she is going to scoop out my intestines and feed them to her dog who is called Shelley and when she poops them out she will feed them to me, then I was sick so she screams and says she is leaving but then she slips on my sick."

" If that is what really happens why did she blame you?" The funny named police officer asked.

"She doesn't like me because she thinks I stole her man when actually it was a joke."

"I am going to read out her point of view, OK?" The confusing-name policeman says. "I was strolling along nicely, when I saw a magazine with my boyfriend kissing someone else. I kept on walking, and I saw my boyfriend and the boy he was kissing. I was upset, and I kissed Charlie, and got cross at Leondre for stealing my man. He said he didn't know I had feelings and I said I would feed his intestines to my dog called Shelley, as a joke, and then he got all serious and started being rude, and then I tried to leave, but he threw up and pushed me into it so I slipped and fell off the boat.'

"It sounds to me as if you were rude to Tegan and then assaulted her," Steve says threateningly.

"Pah, no way. Possibly. I can she how she might have seen it that way. Maybe. OK fine. But she is stalking us! She isn't Charlie's girlfriend, and she keeps sending us creepy messages and sneaking in to our houses," I say.

"I think that we are going to have to arrest you," Steve says. Blair frowns heavily and looks at me as if to say 'you are dead, Leo.'

"Why?" I scoff.

"For assault, attempted murder, and being under the influence of an unnamed substance."

"WHAT?" Blair roars, jumping out of his chair. "YOU HAVE NO PROOF!"

"We haven't yet breathalyzed him, but it is obvious this is not his usual behavior," confusing name says. I squint at his name label, which reads 'Michelangelo'.

"You'd be surprised," Blair says, sighing crossly.

"Leondre, I want you to tell us honestly what you have eaten and drunk today," Steve instructs.

"Um. Three magnums. Honey on toast. A cocktail sausage. Half a mango. A spoonful of baked beans. And a full jar of Nutella."

"AHA!" Steve yells triumphantly. "The chocolate spread would have caused vomiting and hyperactive behavior."