Attack of the Bambinos - Bars and Melody

Chapter Fifteen

Leo's P.O.V

I emerged from the toilet, humming a random song, when xxx_bambino_xxx appeared from behind a bookshelf.

"What the-" I began, jumping back.

"Hello, Leondre," she spat, grinning aggressively.

"No to be rude- well actually I want to be rude but, anyway, why are you in my house?"

"Well, you see all I want to know is where you are going tomorrow."

"Why would I tell you? And how did you get in?"

"Oh. I told your mum that I was a good friend of yours, and you will tell me, or I will..." She paused to think for a bit, which is really threatening before she replied "I will eat all your nutella, rip up your lion Teddy and break both you legs,"

"Well I would love to tell you, really, but no-one ever tells me where we are going in case I tell the fans. I don't think they trust me, but I don't care, it's more fun if I don't know!"

"Urrggh you are no help, you know that? I don't know why you are famous or why so many people have a crush on you, they are all clueless," she screeches, and heads towards the door

"Okay!" I reply cheerfully "It was nice to see you again, have a nice life." I say, closing the door in her face before she can reply, I hear her heels tapping down the stairs.

Well isn't she a party pooper! She needs to take a chill pill.

I have no idea why I am always so happy after these moments. If I was Charlie I would be in panic mode calling Blair. Well, never mind. Charlie is grumpy most of the time.

xxx_bambino_xxx' s P.O.V

Leo is no help, I'm not surprised he never gets told anything.

Well never mind. I will have to just tell the fans what they are doing today and try get Karen to tell me what they are going tomorrow, she is so gullible.

As I walk down the street I start a tweet:

@xxx_bambino_xxx: @Barsandmelody will be at the asdfghjkl park today make sure ur there

(A/N couldn't think of a name. It is spelt wrong on purpose)

I also post that on Instagram and Facebook.

Once I get home I change, so I look amazing for Charlie, apply a lot more make-up, and put on one of my highest pair of heels.

This takes about an hour, so by the time I am done I have to leave for the park.

Once I arrive at the park Charlie and Leo are already there. I walk straight onto their pitch and up to Charlie.

"Hey babe," I say, trying to sound seductive, but I end uo sounding like I have a cold.

"What do you want?"

"I'm sorry for what I said at the park and for putting Leo in jail. Actually I'm not sorry for tha,t he deserved it, but please forgive me and take me back I miss being your girlfriend."

"Well actually, you were never Charlie's girlfriend you just thought so, we call you creepy, weirdo, stalker person. I mean who comes into my house demanding to know where I am going and tells my mum we are friends when I hate your guts? You are just a creep who wants attention!" Leo buts in.

Charlie's P.O.V

"No! I am just like all your other fans, dedicated!" She protests.

"If you were a fan you would not hate on the other half of the duo. It is bars and melody, not bars or melody. Haven't you seen the hashtags?" Leo replies.

I think this is the smartest thing he has ever said.

"I have and I didn't hate on you, I just spoke my opinion!"

"I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU GO AWAY AND STALK SOME OTHER CELEBRITIES. YOU ARE A FREAK!" I scream at her.

"Charlie you are confused by your feelings, I know you love me really and I love you so let's just get married and live happily ever after."

"How many times do I have to tell you NO!"

"BUT I LOVE YOU!" She yells, when suddenly I hear screams in the distance. I swear I hear 'bam'.

Leo's face pales. "I know that sound.."

"Leo. Leo. Leo. Me too," I panic. We look at each other and scream in sync.

"FANGIRLS!"

Hahah yay an actual attack of the bambinos wooooooh.

outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/xxx_bambino_xxx_attack_bambinos/set?id=141458005