Charlie's P.O.V
"LEEOO!!" I screamed from the bathroom. I could hear him sniggering.
"Charlie, don't scream at the guest," my mum yelled from her room.
"Mum, Leondre put all my undies in the toilet!" I yelled back.
"Why would Leo do that?"
"Yes Charlie, why would I do that?" Leo sniggered.
"To annoy me."
"Why would Leo deliberately annoy you?"
"Because he knows I get easly annoyed."
"Recycle some that are in your washing basket." Mum replied
"Fine, but that is disgusting."
"I do it all the time," Leo added
"Why? That is disgusting."
"I only have a few pairs and they are spread across my bedroom floor at my house. Mine have never been washed." He said proudly.
"That's the right attitude Leondre, would you like to go shopping for some more later?"
"That would be great, thanks Karen."
"Hello, mum I don't have any underwear at the moment," I interupped.
"Go get yours out of the toilet and I will wash them." She ordered.
"No, Leondre put them down there he can get them out."
"They're your underwear you get them out."
"Let's do rock, paper, scissors," I suggested
I ended up with paper and Leo had what looked like a pretty strange rock.
"Paper wraps rock, Leo."
"Oh Charie this isn't a rock, oh no, it is dynamite.You know what dynamite does, don't you, Charles?"
"No."
"It beats everything."
"I demand a re-match."
"Ok"
Good I had a cunning idea.
"Rock, paper,scissors," we said in sync.
He came up with another strange looking rock.
"Leo, dynamite beats rock, I think you know that."
"Oh this isn't a rock Charles,oh no, it is a dynamite defusal expert. I win again, now go get your undies out of the toilet," he said doing a victory dance.
"What the duck is wrong with you Leo, you strange boy," I said, walking into the bathroom.
10 minutes later.
I hooked the last pair of undies out of the toilet and went to get dressed.
xxx_bambino_xxx's P.O.V
I payed my fiance a visit so that we could discuss wedding plans. He is still confused about his deep affection for me, but obviously he is bound to come around soon. I am irresistable to men. Harry Styles practically asked me out once.
2 Years Ago...
Harry, I know you love me, don't deny it any longer.
Leave me alone you creepy weirdo. I'm four years older than you you stalker person.
But Harry, I'm xxx_directioner_xxx! You know, that person on instagram!
OMG that was you as well? I'm calling security!
I would go out with you, but I have a boyfriend! His name is Aston Merrigold. He knows me by the name of xxx_JLSter_xxx
Creepy. Weirdo. Stalker. Please. Leave. Me. Alone
Present Time
See? He practically asked me out. So many celebrities have. Mind you, I have so many names. Here are just a few:
xxx_bambino_xxx
xxx_directioner_xxx
xxx_jlster_xxx
xxx_vampette_xxx
xxx_jcat_xxx
xxx_belieber_xxx
xxx_mahomie_xxx
They all love me. Especially Charlie. He will be mine. Oh yes.
xxx_bambino_xxx's amazing fashion sense - http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=129821404
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