Attack of the Bambinos - Bars and Melody

Chapter Six

Leo's P.O.V

Once again I look at my phone to see:

xxx_bambino_xxx: Leo please tell Charlie to reply to me. We need to plan the wedding, and if he loves me he will understand that this is the most important day of my life, not only will I be getting married but to someone famous!!!! I know it is hard for Charlie because he loves me and he has so many feelings but I miss him so please tell him to reply I love him so very much. Thanks babe xxxxxxx

I hate her and so does Charlie. She is so annoying; she only likes Charlie because he is famous. I think I will ijust ignore her and think of more pranks to play on Charlie. Mwhahaha!

Five minutes later...

"Dun dun du du dun dun du du..." I sang quietly, creeping into Charlie's room wearing nothing but a black onesie.

Unfortunately he is in there.

"Leo, is there any reason you are sneaking into my room wearing all black, singing mission impossible, and making a gun with your hands?" He sighs.

I put my hands down to my sides. "I need to borrow a pen from your school bag," I lie.

"You could've asked. My school bag is in the kitchen," he tells me, tapping out a text message.

I creep downstairs and rummage in Charlie's school bag for his homework due tomorrow. As he is such a good boy, it is all done perfectly.

I rip out the five pages of the essay and pocket them for later use. I then grab a pen and start writing.

Dear Diary,

Today we were set some homewotk for an essay. Mrs Grey was talking about it, but all I could concentrate on was her astounding beauty. I'll have to ask someone else about it later. Her eyes are so beautiful; they stare into my soul.

Dear Diary,

Last night I had a mentally scarring dream about sloths. I don't really want to describe the experience, if I'm honest.

Dear Diary,

Today I went to the beach with my grandma and I accidently farted really loudly but she's so deaf she didn't even hear it. Loads of people were staring at us and I pointed at Grandma, who didn't even notice. I'm probably going to hell now. Damn you baked beans.

Dear Diary,

Mrs Grey looked extra beautiful today. I was sketching her in art and Mr Daniels noticed and I was relieved and insulted when he couldn''t tell who it was.

My ringtone went off really loudly in music. I set it to a really embarassing song. Friday, Rebecca Black. Listening to that song in public is social suicide. I actually like it. I have a massive crush on Rebecca Black. She's more age-appropriate than Mrs Grey. Mrs Grey is like, eighty.

It went on for pages and pages. I shut the notebook with a snap and tucked it into his schoolbag, sniggering. I wondered if I should put hidden cameras in to hear her reaction, but that would be a bit much. Or would it?

No. It would.

I am going to tell Charlie's friend Darren to record it secretly on his phone. Then he can send it to me and I can watch it whenever.

What if Charlie gets detention or something? He will hate it.

Actually, I could put the video on youtube.

But Charlie will hate me...

No, Leo. Do it for Narnia! I mean youtube.

Hey! This is 5sauceBAM! I wrote from the five minutes later part, and lil02d wrote the other part. There will be more action soon, hopefully. Anyway, massive massive shoutout to @Melissa2708 who messaged us the homework idea! Feel free to message either us with ideas for pranks and other stuff. Enjoy this chapter!