Hello, God. It's me, one of the worst pieces of your supposed work. I wanted to let you know that, even though I don't believe in your existence, I'm not going to deny it again. Don't get me wrong, this isn't me saying "I'll be good because you never know". It is true that you never know, but I'm gonna keep following my own path. But hey, again, you never know. If it turns out that you exist in the end, do me a favour and take good care of Him. That's it. Goodbye.