A Skele-Ton of Problems (Papyrus/Sans AUS x Reader)

Menstruation Explanation

"Well, that's the basics of it," Fifi finished, placing her hands on her hips, "While I wouldn't mind getting into the details of it all, that seems a little... unnecessary."

The maid averted her eyes from the skeletons that were sitting around her. And not to mention a little personal...

When Fifi returned her attention towards the magical creatures, most of them seemed to be deep in thought, while a small percentage didn't appear to really care about the information given to them. "So... does anyone have any questions, or needs me to repeat anything? Or can I just leave now?"

"So..." A blue-wearing skeleton started, looking up to Fifi with wide eyes, "This... thing affects how you humans feel?"

Fifi rolled her eyes, before letting out a small sigh. "Yeah, it often makes us really irritable and emotional, so don't be surprised when (Y/N) snaps at you for nothing. Though, she doesn't seem to get as angry as other girls I've seen, since she hasn't ever resorted to... more violent means of expressing herself."

The small skeleton had a expression of understanding on his face as he muttered something to himself.

Fifi couldn't help but think of a child learning of these things for the first time.

"sO, sHe'S iN cOnStAnT pAiN fRoM tHiS?" The glitchy skeleton asked, leaning back into his seat.

"Uh, no, she isn't," Fifi answered, "It just so happens that, during a period, girls end up getting cramps that can last for an hour, or more if your body decides to just ruin your day."

In the corner of her eye, the maid saw someone shifting, and directed her attention to see a skeleton with a large hole in his head staring at her. "What about the blood?"

"...what about it?"

"Where does it come from?"

"...that's... none of your beeswax, sir," Fifi answered, feeling the stares of the seven skeletons in the room on her. This is worse than health class back in high school!

"Why can't we know, miss?" A skeleton in yellow and blue attire asked, a hand on his chin, "I mean, it'd be best to know where the injury is, so it can be properly taken care of."

Fifi tried keeping her gaze on the skeleton, but found it becoming increasingly harder as she felt herself heat up. "How many times must I say that this isn't an injury? It's a part of human biology, and you can't know where the blood comes from because it's very personal!"

As the skeleton recoiled from Fifi's outburst, the maid straightened her posture and tried to cool herself down.

"Ahem, excuse me for the outburst." The maid averted her eyes from everyone in the room. "...now, does anyone else have any questions or...?"

The skeleton wearing a giant brown scarf raised his hand before speaking. "Is there anyway to help (Y/N) with this, uh, 'period'?"

Fifi thought for a moment. "Yeah, there are a few things that most girls will appreciate during this, such as bringing them food that they crave, leaving them alone when they ask you to, or actually giving them attention when they want it, and being patient with them, especially since their hormones are going crazy. Oh, and never blame a girl's negative attitude on her period. Just trust me on this."

As Fifi refocused on the skeleton that had asked the question, she saw that he was writing down something onto his scarf; she honestly didn't think that the information she gave was that important, but since these "guests" weren't familiar with the female human body, it made some sense for one of them to take notes on it.

"Anywho's, I've got to get back to work," Fifi told them, walking to the door, "I can't spend the entire day talking with you. If you have any other questions, feel free to find me, I guess, but I don't think there's that much to tell you. See ya."

Without lingering the room long enough to hear if any of the skeletons bid a farewell to the maid, Fifi exited the room, before letting out a big breath of relief. I don't get paid enough to teach a sex ed. lesson to a bunch of magical monsters... that's not even what I'm paid for!

Shaking her head, Fifi spotted the cart of cleaning supplies that she had been grabbed from by... Carter! Oh, when I get my hands on that guy-

"Uh... hey, Fifi."

The maid turned around at the sound of the voice, only to see you standing behind her.

"Oh, hey there," Fifi said, crossing her arms and leaning on the cleaning cart as she sent you a lazy smile, "You know, I gotta say that this month's shark week is turning out to be a bunch of trouble, 'cause I just had to... is that a tablecloth?"

You pulled at the fabric that you had wrapped around yourself, before nodding.

Letting out a sigh, Fifi's smile dropped. "Man, it's been a while since Gaston had to comfort you during a period, huh?"

"Y-yeah, but..."

"Does it have something to do with the seven skeletons in that room?" Fifi gestured to the room she was just in, and let out another sigh as you nodded, "Alright, makes sense, especially since I spent the last hour or so explaining to them what a period is, though I did leave out the more... personal details."

You looked up at Fifi with shock, before fidgeting with the tablecloth around you. "O-oh, geez, I'm so sorry for-"

"It's not your fault, (Y/N)." The maid placed hand on your shoulder. "Carter was the one to drag me in there, telling them that I'd be able to tell them what was wrong with you."

"So... they'll already know about what's going on with me now?"

Fifi nodded.

You let out a sigh, your posture relaxing as a smile came onto your face. "Good, 'cause I really didn't want to have to be the one to explain it to them!"

"Wait... is that why you're here?"

You nodded.

Fifi took in a deep breath, before slowly letting it out. "Okay... okay, that's great. By the way, you owe me for having to go through all that."

"Hey!" You exclaimed, sending a small glare towards the maid, "It's not my fault you were the one that was forced to tell them! ...wait, now that I think of it..."

As she grabbed the handles of the cleaning cart, Fifi sent you a smile. "Just see me whenever you feel better. I'm sure I can find something you can help me with. See ya later, you little rascal!"

Fifi started pushing the cart down the hallway, though as she turned a corner, she watched as you looked nervously towards the door that the skeletons were behind. Hey... I wonder why she's exactly nervous about seeing them again... and how did they even learn about her period in the first place? Eh, I can just ask her later... if I can survive Sophie's wrath, that is...