The original: "I awoke to the sound of the baby monitor crackling with a voice comforting my firstborn child. As I adjusted to a new position, my arm brushed against my wife, sleeping next to me."
But people are left out of the picture.
What really happened: "I awoke to the sound of the baby monitor crackling with my adopted daughter's voice comforting my firstborn child. As I adjusted to a new position, my arm brushed against my wife, sleeping next to me. I peered at the flashing alarm clock. 1 PM."
When you oversleep.
YOU ARE READING
Short Comedic Tales of Living
HumorA book full of short events based on real stories. by short, I MEAN short. *Note: My name, usernames and such are all replaced by random ones I just thought of
