I am currently playing a MMO and my username is Mahouji. I am engaged in an interesting conversation. Here is my male online friend.
dolfain: < Beat a boss monster now?
Mahouji: < Sure.
We travel to the boss room and start attacking it - but my browser crashes just at the moment the boss monster dies. I simply open up the page in the alternate browser and log back into the game with my other account Hematite. I enter the server I had gone into before, with dolfain.
I go to the boss room - and find my Mahouji avatar collapsed to the ground where the browser had crashed earlier. Funny seeing myself in such a state. That guy dolfain beating the boss with me was gone too.
I travelled to the main town and started talking to some friendly people, but they all logged out except for one. He and I walked to the place I told him Mahouji was, but he didn't know I was Mahouji yet.
OPgreat: < Ah, I see.
Hematite: < So want to farm in this area?
OPgreat: < Okay, wait, I'll log in to my stronger account because this one is weak.
He logged out...and came back as dolfain.
Hematite: < ...
dolfain: < Yep, this is my other account.
Hematite: < ...I'm Mahouji, you know?
dolfain: < Oh cool.
< Wait, what? o_o
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Short Comedic Tales of Living
HumorA book full of short events based on real stories. by short, I MEAN short. *Note: My name, usernames and such are all replaced by random ones I just thought of