NUDES (REWRITING)

THE TALK

Billie's P.O.V.

"You can't just call them the Grady one and two, Theo, and besides they look nothing like the twins from The Shining." I pointed out to Theo who had began to call Lacy and Macy the nickname.

"Fine, how about the Olsen twins? Mary Kate and Ashley, is that better?" Theo asked acting like nothing was wrong with him renaming the two.

"How hard is it to remember Lacy and Macy?" I questioned.

"They are identical Billie. I really can't tell the difference like at all. I can only tell them apart because ones wearing pink and the other is wearing blue." Theo argued.

"We're back!!! Are you guys fighting?" Lacy shouted as she walked back into my room with her Pet Shop suitcase, Macy following behind her. Maggie was staying here for a week since, her husband John, had gone on one of his long business trips and Maggie hates being alone with the twins, so she stays with us.

"You're boyfriend is being mean, Lacy. I think you guys should break up." Lacy gasped at my comment and dropped her suitcase to the ground for a dramatic affect.

"Peter! Stop being a butthead!" Lacy shouted. I couldn't hold my laugh in as she began to scold Theo, who she had began to call Peter because 'it was a prettier name than theo'.

"I'm not being mean. Now show me your Barbie's princess." Theo said trying to charm Lacy.

"Lacy doesn't like Barbie's. She likes Pet shops. I like Barbie's, but our cat she" Macy opened her suitcase and while doing so stopped talking and leaving us hanging. "She chews on their hands and feet! Look Theo, see! No hands or feet!" Macy pointed out as she showed him the Barbie.

"Wow that's crazy!" Theo said acting like he was surprised. I smiled as he began to interact with the twins.

The two had convinced him to stay for dinner, but demanded that 'Lorenzo' leave because she wasn't allowed to eat. I never really understood why the two hated Lana so much, but it always made me laugh when the three would fight.

"Billie!!! You get to be Chelsea and Theo is Skipper. I'm Barbie and Lacy is going to be our pet." Macy explained as she sat down on the ground in front of me and Theo.

"Macy his name is Peter. Look at my pet shops I only have three because I forgot to bring them, but look-" Macy grumbled as she realized Peter wasn't paying attention and was looking at his phone. "Look. Peter look!" She began to say louder.

"Sorry, I was texting my mom. Show me your pet shops." Theo apologized before he began to listen to Macy.

"I have a horse, a cat, and an alligator! Aren't they cute? I love pet shops. I even, I even have a pet shop doll, but she's at home." Macy said jumbling over her words a bit from getting to excited, but Theo just smiled at her talking.

"Theo! I have a Barbie makeup doll, but she's at home. I can do her hair and makeup! She's so pretty! Maybe we can do your makeup Theo!" Lacy and Macy often liked to one up each other and always tried to be the center of attention.

"Maybe another time."

"Tomorrow??? Please!" Lacy asked while doing puppy eyes.

"How about Friday?" Theo tried to reason with the girls.

"promise!" Both of them said while sticking their pinky fingers out. Theo hooked both his pinky fingers with the girls and they couldn't stop smiling.

"Dinner's ready, BJ and Pukey. Just to warn you Dad said he's going to give you the talk, so be ready." Maggie said as she stood in the door way and looked down at the Barbie's in our hands.

"Mommy! We get to do Peters makeup!!! He said we could!" Macy said excitedly as she got up to go and eat.

"Oh yeah! How fun. You can make him look like Poppy." Maggie gave Theo a devious smile, but he looked clueless to who Poppy was.

"Don't Tell him, let it be a secret." I stopped Macy from saying anything else about Poppy from Trolls. This would be the revenge for making me clean up his throw up. "Come on, Peter. My dad made Lasagna." I said before getting up from the uncomfortable spot on the ground.

We followed the twins and Maggie down and I could feel the awkwardness and uncomfortableness radiating off of Theo. I knew my parents were going to give him shit and not let him live the events down from this weekend, but at least it would be hilarious to see Theo squirm.

"Finally! It's nice to meet you Theo. I've heard a lot about you, like you throwing up in my dead grandmothers vase, but also that you're a pretty good football player."  Theo awkwardly chuckled as he sat down next to me and across from my Dad, who was staring him down.

"I'm sorry sir, I can pay you back if I need to."

"Liam, leave him alone. We both know he did you a favor by getting rid of that case."  My mom walked into the dinning room with the glass dish of lasagna that she made. She set it down in the middle of the table and sat down next to my dad and Maggie.

"It's nice to finally meet you properly, I'm Stacy. Everyone dig in, it's a bit hot, so be careful Lacy and Macy." She spoke as Maggie started to grab food for the two girls that where messing with their toys that they had brought to the table.

"So Theo, play an instruments?" My dad questioned. It seemed to always come up whenever I brought anyone new around.

"I actually play the drums." Theo replies with a smile. Well here we go.

"Oh really? I can play the drums, did Billie Tell you I was in a band? We opened for Guns n' Roses back in the day, we still talk sometimes."  He stated proudly as he started to eat his food.

"Billie had mentioned it to me before sir." I couldn't help, but chuckle at Theo, calling my dad sir.

The conversation started to quiet down as we started to eat. I could tell that my parents liked Theo and was surprised neither of them had said anything embarrassing yet. Everything was going pretty good.

"So Theo, have you had sex with my daughter?"

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Filler Chapter and a crappy one too. Sorry.

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