Sam was in the desert. The desert was made up of cactus needles and the tears of all those wanna be thotianas.
Sam was walking to the lava waterfall when there was a loud "yeet" and sam was sent flying.
Looking around Sam saw that the one who had yeeted him was his best friend doug the dog.
Sam lifted his cat paw off of the ground and threw Doug into the lava.
"Suck it loser!" Sam shouted at the lava.
The lava, hearing this being shouted at it, raised up and looked at Sam.
"Why would you say that?" The lava said as it threw a bucket of Ohio Fried Chicken into his face. "Begone THOT" and Sam ran away, scared of the raw power that the lava had showcased.
As he ran he found out that he was lonely. He regretted throwing his friend into the lava.
He soon made it to the ice kingdom where the narwhals lived. Soon, he began to him a song that went something like "NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMOTION FAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME." And then he started a rave with all of the narwhals in the kingdom.
Then the leader of the narwhals stabbed him with his mighty horn tooth and killed Sam. Because no one liked Sam. Especially because they saw him hanging out with Kaitlyn yesterday. But its not what you think.
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Penguins and Dragons
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