The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead Season Premiere Days Gone Bye

The scene opens with a police officer named Rick Grimes driving his car when he stops on an empty road and grabs his gasoline can and starts heading towards the gas station where he finds dead bodies lying everywhere. He then comes across a little girl and he tries to get her attention.

Rick - Little girl. Hey little girl.

The little girl who is a walker turns around and Rick sees a bite on her face and she starts growling and walking towards Rick.

Rick - What the

Then Rick pulls out his gun and shoots the little girl in the head.

OPENING CREDITS

This scene shows Rick and his partner and best friend sitting in their police cruiser on lunch break.

Rick - Whats the difference between men and women?

Shane - Is this a joke

Rick - No serious

Shane - I never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They are born thinking that the switch only goes one way on. They are struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman I ever let have a key. Come home house all lit up. And my job you see apparently is to walk through that house turn off every single light this chick left on.

Rick - Is that right?

Shane - Yeah baby. Oh Reverend Shane's a preahing to you now boy. The same chick mind you she'll bitch about uh global warming. That's when Reverend Shane wants to quote from the Guy Gospel and say um darling maybe you and every other pair of boobs on this planet just figured out that the light switch you see goes both ways. Then maybe we wouldn't have so much global warming.

Rick - You say that?

Shane - Well the uh polite version. Stil that earns me this look and loathing you wouldn't believe. And thats when the excorsist voice pops out. You sound just like my damn father. Always yelling about the power bill telling me to turn off the damn lights.

Rick - What do you say to that?

Shane - You know what I wanna say. I wanna say bitch you mean to tell me you have been hearing this your entire life and you are too damn stupid to know how to turn off a switch? You know I don't actually say that though.

Rick - That would be bad.

Shane - Yeah uh go with the polite version there too

Rick - Very wise.

Shane - So how's it with Lori man?

Rick - Good it's good. She's good at turning off lights. I'm the one that usually forgets.

Shane - Thats not what i'm talking about.

Rick - We didn't have a great night.

Shane - Look I may have a fail to amuse with my sermon but I did try. The least you could do is speak.

Rick - Thats thats what she says. Speak. Speak. You would think i'm the most closed mouth son of a gun you'd ever hear her telling.

Shane - Do you share your thoughts? Do you express your feelings and that kind of stuff?

Rick - The thing is lately whenever I try everything I say makes her impatient like she didn't want to hear it after all. It's like she's pissed at me all the time and I don't know why.