Random number:
Heeeey gorgeous
Me:
Excuse me?
Random number:
You're beautiful
Me:
Dafuq, do I know you?
Random Number:
No, but I know you
Me:
You stalking or sum shit?
Random Number:
Pfft no, I just found your number via number neighbours
Me:
Well k bye lol
Random number:
Wait no!!!
Me:
Fuck off
Random number:
Ok😕 night
*next day*
Random number:
Good morning beautiful
Me:
thought i told you to fuck off?
Random number:
😭so mean
Me:
you're a rando stranger whom of which I've never met so 🙃
Random Number:
But I wanna get to know yooouuu
Me;
And I told you to fuck ooooooffff
Random Number:
Meanie
Me:
lol k bye 👋🏻
Random Number:
Nooooo, please stay!!
- seen
*next day*
Random Number:
Beeeaauuutiffuuul, taaaalk to meeeee
Me:
You're a persistent little shit you know that?
Random Number:
That I do
Me:
well too bad, effort wasted buddy
Random Number:
But I'm female 😕
Me:
I call everyone who annoys me buddy
Random Number:
😕
*next day, again*
Annoying little bitch:
Heeeeey talk to meeee, pleeeeasse?
Me:
🤔 how about uuuh? no
Annoying little bitch:
Ugggh, pleeease?
Me:
Just go away ✌🏻
Annoying little bitch:
🤔how about uuuh? No
Me:
Are you mocking me bitch?
Annoying little bitch:
So what if i was? 🙃
Me:
I'd beat your ass for it 🙃
Annoying little bitch:
Pffft naaah, no idea what you're talking about 🤷♀️
Me:
🖕👋
Annoying little bitch:
Noooooooo, don't leave mee
Annoying little bitch:
Nooo
- seen
Annoying little bitch:
Leave me on read, pfft
- seen
Annoying little bitch:
Oh really now?
- seen
YOU ARE READING
Lara Croft X Female Reader One-Shots (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfic^basically what title says. Maybe Smut, you'll have to wait and see.
