(MORE SAP BECAUSE APRICOTS also sum funnies huehue)
(FYI: Y means you, A means Alex, B means Braden, D means Denis- I think ya get it)
~Alex~
You smile as you wait for Alex, Denis, Elijah, Braden and Sub to text you back in the group chat.
Finally, Alex sends something.
A: HIYA Y/N
Y: HEY LICKMAN WUDDUP
E: a y e
S: *aggressive waving*
B: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES hi
D: hai
Y: HI BOIOS
E: w h a t s u p m y d u d e t t e
Y: t h e s k y
E: n o i c e
A: Y/NNNN notice meee
Y: awwww my british boi of course i notice yooouuu
S: *toddler-esk giggling*
B: *intense sniffing* i s t h a t
B: *le gasp* i t i s
Y: what're you on about Cork
B: i smell a s h i p
D: s a m e
Y: what ship?
S: -_-
E: u and Alex d u h
A: WAIT WHAT
B: huehuehue
A: NO
A: STOP NO
E: i ship it
A: N O
D: Alex is gonna combust
Y: ...
A: Y/N im sorry for these idiots.
E: TRUTH OR TRUTH, ALEX
A: ...thats not how the game works
E: do i look like i care
E: t r u t h o r t r u t h b o i
A: ;-; fine truth
E: do u have a crush on Y/N >:3
A: NO PLZ
B: AAAAHHHHHHH ITS HAPPENNIIIINBNNNNGBFFDHGYTDSESUIHLKNKJBUCG
D: SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP
A: OK FINE I LIKE Y/N ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
E: OMG HE SAID IT
B: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
S: *unintelligible robotic screams*
D: IM NOT OK RN
Y: wait... you like me????!?!!!
A: yeah.. ;-;
Y: omg
Y: Alex.. I like you too
A: waIT FOR REAL
Y: yeah :3
A: im liTERALLY RUNNIF TI UR HOUSSE HARRD TO RUNNN ANF THPE
Y: hehe im at the door waiting :)
-Y/N and Alex have left the chat-
B: MY SHIP IS SAILINNNNGGGGGGSHSDLDKNQJIWOEKDMD
D: m i n e c r a f t ?
E: no
D: y nut
E: no
D: :(
~~~
*yeets into fridge*
*harasses n u g g e t s*
not much sap this time y a y
I have a lot of fun writing text scenarios so yEet
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