- literally a human spell check omg
- anytime you do something dumb hes just
- y/n why
- You: *spells something wrong*
- Alex: *pops up out of nowhere* actuagjllY
- serious dork with you
- like
- y'know how weird he is usually
- well multiply that by 2928373837626 when hes with you
- tries to be pOsh BriTISh mAns but fails
- C U D D L E M O N S T E R
- breakfast in bed is non negotiable
- really fussy over you like
- b o i stahp it
- always trying to take care of you
- feels like a mom sometimes, and you tease him for it
- "hAVE YOU EATEN Y/N"
- "i literally just came home chill mom"
- "dont you take that tone with me young lady"
- makes you play sims with him (i love sims tho soooo doNt goTta fOrce mE)
- literally always has dinner plans at fancy restaurants
- CONSTANT. FLOWERS.
- AND CHOCOLATE HEARTS
- AND CHEESY ROMANTIC STUFF
- he strikes me as such a softie send help
- also he loves it when he lays his head on your lap
- and you just rake your fingers through his hair
- or you lay on his lap and he runs his fingers through your hair
- the entire time hes just dying because he is S O F T I E
- and every time you do something (anything, like brushing your hair back or something) he just
- "y/N YOURE SO CUTE"
- "alex calm down i just sneezed wh-"
- cAn thIS HAPpEN TO ME PLS
- I NEed A SOFTIe
- GOOD LORd
~~~
wHEN I WAS
A YOUnG BOI
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INtO THE CIty
TO SEE- okay i'll stop now
ANYWAYS THANKS FOR READING LOVE YALL
BYEEE
*yeet*
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FanfictionFETUS WRITING ALERT "You know this passive aggressive birthday gift war is getting ridiculous, right?" "Shut up and help me wrap this giant stuffed panda." In which the author writes increasingly sappy short stories about The Pals as your boyfriend...
