Shrek didn't know how to respond, he was SHOOK.
"Sowwy I have to gos now uwu." Said squidward.
"O-oh okay..." Shrek replied sadly. :(((
Squidward gets up to leave the house, but while he stands up, ShREK SEES UP HIS SKIRT OWO :000
Squidward was wearing kawaii pink panties with hearts on them. uwu
Shrek immediately gets a huge bonar and a nose bleed.
"OMG HE'S SO HOT 😩😩😩" Shrek yelled "I can't believe he is with that nasty cunt Spongeboob." Says Shrek while smhing 😔.
"His pp probably in negative inches lmao."
After a good 3 minutes though, shrek develops clinical depression.
"I'm so lonely and sad :((" Shrek says while crying.
"Ill never be good enough for squidward." [omg bb no :( ]
Shrek walks into the kitchen and pulls out a knife, he then rolls up his sleeve and begins to cut. (Omg I'm literally shaking and crying while writing this 😭😭😭😭) The blood drips on to the floor, creating a huge mess.
"I still feel pain :((" Says Shrek sadly.
Shrek decides to go to sleep owo.
