Shrek starts walking to the store but on his way there HE SEES SQUIDWARD WITH SOMEONE WEARING AN ANIME SCHOOL BOI OUTFIT :0
"Oh, hi Shrek!" "This is my boyf riend Spongebob nyah~! " Announces squidward.
"Ey lmao xddd i wuv you nya owo uwu x3 >~< " Says Spongebob.
"I wov u too nyah~!!" Replies squidward
"Hey Shrek can I talk to u in private owo" asks Spongebob
"Sure" I reply.
Spongebob leads Shrek to behind a building.
"Alright listen here you little shit, I don't want u talking to squidward, I listen to my chemical romance so I will be rlly edgy and I can like beat you up owo so fuck off nyah~! "
"O-oh u-u-uhmm okay.. " Shrek replys, scared.
"Don't tell him i said this cunt owu"
Spongebob leads him back to squidward.
"Ok we are good now nyah~!" Says Spongebob
"Sooo Shrek owo.. " Says squidward "wanna go to the water park with us owu x3"
"O-oh um sure!" I reply nervously.
"Ok let's go!"
They arrive at the waterpark and go to change. (Don't ask how Shrek got a bathing suit cunt) (Also his cuts magically healed)
Shrek finishes changing and steps out.
Right after he does squidward steps out wearing a HAWT BIKINI :00
(It looks like this btw)
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"Are you ready gois owo? " Asked squidward
"Y-yeah" Shrek replied, his nose bleeding slightly.
They all go on rides and yayyy.
And then squidward sees a rlly EPIC waterslide 👀
"Omg omg omg!!!" "I wanna go on x3!! " "You can, I'll stay here" I reply.
"I'll stay with Shrek owo" Says Spongebob
"Awwwh! " "Oki then! :3"
(This is from sqsquidwards point of view lol)
After waiting for 30 minutes, I finally reach the top of the line
"Fiwnally >~<! "
"K u can go lol" Says the person running it.
"Yaay!!!"
I push myself down the slide and strat going rlly fast!
All is going good until I start to hear strange cracking noises...
(Shreks point of view now lol)
"I think I can see him on the slide!" I say (don't ask)
"I don't fucking care" Replys Spongebob
But then, the slide starts cracking!
"OMG WTF!?" We both say
And right at that moment, the slide sistersnaps In half!
Everybody starts screaming loudly, the whole structure falls down onto people!
"SQUIDWARD!!!" we both scream.
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