Tanaka-Kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge Continued?

Ohta & Apple

Ohta: (Is she mentally stable? What the heck is with her personality? One moment she's extremely timid, and then a second later, she acts like she's a volcano that's about to erupt. I actually really need to ask her if she has a personality disorder, she's very concerning.)

Apple: I'm baaack.

Ohta: Hey, Apple.

Apple: Hmm?

Ohta: I know that the question I'm about to ask normally isn't asked so soon, but do you have a personality disorder?

Apple: Oh, no. It just takes me a while to open up to people enough for me to show them my aggressive side.

Ohta: Are you naturally this angry?

Apple: Well, I only act so abruptly when people don't do the right thing...You will do the right thing, right?

Apple gave Ohta a war-glare that signaled that she wouldn't give a damn if he died if he did something she didn't agree with.

Ohta: (I'm scared of death.) Right.

Apple: Good! Sorry if I came off as a little scary. ^^

Ohta: No, you're good.

Apple: Here, you can sit on the couch if you like.

Ohta: That sounds nice.

Ohta sat on the couch, it was a comfortable couch. It was also a very soft couch, and it smelt like a bakery. Ohta was tempted to eat the couch, but he soon realized that couches aren't edible. 

Ohta: You have a really good couch.

Apple: Well, couches are an essential part of life, so.

Ohta: Yup.

Apple: Anyway, the couch aside; would you like something to eat or drink?

Ohta: No, I'm good.

Apple: Okay.

Ohta: (Dear lord, I'm tired. Hopefully this'll be short.)

Unichi: Sup biiitches!

Kenrou: Wass gooood?!

Ameko: You're such pests.

Unichi: Yeah, you're one to talk! You're shorter than the both of us!

Kenrou: Yeah, you tiny bastard!

Ameko: Well, apparently you two need to go back to school because pests can also be meant to describe annoying people; not just insects or animals.

Unichi: Oh my goooood!

Kenrou: Uuuuuuuuh!

Kenrou & Unichi: No one FUCKING cares!

Ameko: Y'know, there's actually a lot of people out there who do care about that type of thing, and I'm sure they'll comment on the both of you.

Unichi: Well then they're fucking pricks!

Kenrou: Yeah, they can go suck a ladybug's butt!

Apple: You and Unichi are way too loud.

Kenrou: So what?

Apple: When you go out in public and get a fine for noise complaints.

Ameko: It's a real thing.

Unichi: Jeez, I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid! I know what a noise complaint is!

Apple: Unichi, just be quiet.

Unichi: YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!

Apple: Jeez, you two are actual six-year-olds.

Kenrou: I don't think six-year-olds are normally 182cm tall!

Apple: That's barely anything back at my home turf.

Kenrou: Hmmph! Meanie!

Unichi: MEANIE!

Ameko: Bye idiots.

Unichi: Eeech, whatever!

Kenrou: *sticks tongue out*

A few seconds later, Ameko, Unichi, and Kenrou go to their rooms.

Apple: Sorry about all of that.

Ohta: It's fine.

Apple: Umm...Anyway, going back to personal things.

Ohta: Hmm?

Apple: Uuumm...Dearie...She desperately needs more friends than just me and the others...

Ohta: What's wrong with her?

Apple: See, she's very unique. She's a genius, but her intelligence has came with a cost. She's not only a genius with the things you can learn in school, she's also very intuitive with knowing what people think. And she's also very intuitive to what's around her, as well. So basically, she knows about everything. But with her knowing everything, it's caused her to go a little looney. I won't go into the details, but it's caused her to be very, very socially challenged. 

Ohta: Oh, I'm sorry.

Apple: I can't say it's okay, but y'know.

Ohta: It's fine if you don't wanna give an answer, but how is she loony exactly?

Apple: Umm, I guess I'll tell you. She gets kinda aggressive.

Ohta: She does?

Apple: Yeah, it's terrifying to say the least. She uses her normal personality to her advantage; she'll act calm like normal and hurt you violently while doing it. It's honestly almost sociopathic the way she does it. 

Ohta: What do you mean by hurt?

Apple: Huuuh...Since she knows what people are thinking, she'll mentally abuse them most of the time. It's a rare occasion when she actually gets into fight-fights with people.

Ohta: Are the people she's hurt okay?

Apple: Huuuh...Well, since she knows so much about what people think, she really knows how to leave a mark on em'.....

Ohta: ...(That's awful...How can some teenage girl be doing these things? "It's a rare occasion when she actually gets into fight-fights with people."? No one should ever have to say something like that about a teenage girl. Let alone it's the girl's friend saying that about her.)...

Apple: ...

Ohta: ...(She looks anxious...)...Hey!

Apple: Hmm?

Ohta: I'm sure Dearie will get better soon! ^^

Apple: Soon?

Ohta: Yeah, I have other friends I can introduce to her, too! ^^

Apple: Okay, but let's just pull everyone in lightly for now. And then later on we can introduce more people and start doing it faster as time goes on, and she'll eventually become a social butterfly! ^^

Click!

Dearie: Meh? You guys were talking about butterflies while him and I were gone?

Apple: No. Also, can you please not shut the door so loudly?

Dearie: Probably not.

Apple: I guess that's a better reply than you lying and keep on doin' it over n' over and drive me more insane...

Dearie: My, my~. You seem a little huffy today, or a little more tsunderish~.

Once she got close to Apple, Apple karate chopped her on the head, and that made this end, bye.