Your name is.. Hm, let's call you Sollux Captor for now. Ah, yes! Sollux. Welcome to the world! You will be a senior in high school at the age of 18 years. Hm, let's give you some facial details! Some freckles and a couple cute moles here and there, and... Let's make your speech incoherent. Just because I'm an asshole, you will have a hearty lisp that tacks to your teeth like a virus.
Welcome, you monster of society! Joking.
You are most definitely the shortest 18 year old imaginable. Seriously, was your dad this short? Be happy you aren't teased about it, lad. Then you'd be in for it! Anyways, your messy black hair is getting in the way. Push it aside.
There you go, now you can properly see your blue and brown eyes. Heterochromia sure does bring out those peachy lips of yours.
Cute.
How are you still single?
Oh quit the blushing, you nerd! I'm complimenting you.
Lets continue.
You had a very unstable and shaky relationship with your father, who left you a couple of years ago to live with your vulgar excuse of an uncle; and your mother is a mystery. You never met her, and you never will. She died very soon after she left you and your father. You live with your uncle, who tends to like to get drunk in your presence. Not exactly something you enjoy talking about, so let's keep that topic at a minimum, shall we? Now. You're about 92 pounds of absolute geek. Not a healthy weight, granted, but it's something you can work with. Your 18, stop wearing Pokémon shirts!
Again, I tend to like to tease my topic characters, get used to it, bub.
Aww, you're only 5 foot 3? Absolutely adorable!
No wonder you're bullied. Geek.
Oh! Right! Story time!
YOU ARE READING
LIVING LIKE KINGS. (Solkat)
FanfictionSollux is a young teenager at the rank and IQ of fucking retarded. He sets up a date with a former friend, Karkat Vantas, but when he returns home from school, he finds his uncle waiting for him with a steel and ready to use blade to his gut.
