LIVING LIKE KINGS. (Solkat)

Love and a Cup Of Coffee.

You quickly hobble your way inside the small library on the other side if town.

It's petite and small, with candles lit all around the desk.

There sat a short and slightly pudgy woman with big blue lenses crocked to her chubby face.

Jane Crocker, a name that belonged to her.

She perked up and grinned, her cheeky smile brightening your cheeks.

You smiled.

"Hey Jane," You squeak.

Maybe you could get a little advice from her.

Just maybe.

"Hello, Karkrab! Nice to see you again! Can I help you pick out any books, or perhaps serve you a coffee?"

She stepped from behind her desk and you couldn't help but chuckle at her height.

"Oh, that'd be so nice. Thank you, Jane. And yeah, I had a few things I'd like to ask. Maybe a few books too,"

She nodded and began to stir up a brew for you. You grin at the delicious smell of Komodo Dragon Java.

You both settle yourself in a comfortable chair, sipping at your steaming cup of joe.

"So, I need some uh... Dating. Advice."

You slowly feel an immense amount of heat brush over your cheeks.

She immediately perks and nearly spills her coffee in the process.

"Oh, Karkat! I'm glad you came to me for help! Let's see.. Boy or girl?"

You're hesitant to answer, but peep up after a moment of agonising silence.

"Erm-.... Boy."

"Is he cute?" She leaned closer to you, raising a provocative eyebrow.

You nod and gulp down a swig of the java.

"What's his name? What's he like? Tell me the details!"

You shake your head hesitantly.

"I- don't really know. I just kinda... I'm Pansexual. I find a lot of people attractive and I just kinda-

He's seriously.

Really.

Cute."

Jane nearly squealed and jumped out of her seat.

"Is he small? Does he have an accent? What's his name?"

"Sollux- uh...holy shit slow the fuck down, Crocker."

This was.. Going to be a long ass day.