Nightmare Harem (AU Sanses X Female Reader) [Discontinued]

Chapter 5

"Should I add some squash?. . . . Eh why not." I murmured to myself then went to boil some squash. I was making some fillet for lunch as the guys were still in their rooms, except for Lust who was helping me cook. He was getting the bowls for the mixture. "Sweetheart, what do I do with these eggs?" He asked, holding up the eggs. "Oh umm, just mix them in the bowl please then add some salt but not too much." I said and tried to smile, I was thankful that someone was helping me cook but I couldn't bring myself to smile. He did as told and I drained the oil from the tuna. I checked if the squash was ready. They were soft enough so I drained the water then mixed them together with the tuna. "Smells nice." I heard Lust said, I glanced at him and he was finished with the eggs so he was just watching me. This time, a small smile made its way to my face. "Please ready the flour." I said and he went to pour the floor on a large plate, making sure not to make a mess. I added some salt and black pepper to the mixture of squash and tuna then making sure it was all mixed up together. Indeed it smells good. I scooped a little amount of the mixture with my finger and put it in my mouth. Yep, I think it's good enough. "Let me try some too sweetheart." Lust said and tried to reach for the bowl in my hand but I moved it away from his reach. "Ah ah, your hand is covered in flour." I said which made him pout. I tried not to giggle and scooped some with my finger again. I put it in front of his mouth, he looked shocked for a bit but then took it in his mouth. I pulled my hand away and waited for his comment. "Tastes good... but you taste better." He said with a sly smile making my face burst in color red. I turned to the side and hid my face. I hear him laugh and I tried to put on a grumpy face and looked at him with a glare. Tried. It came out funny looking as my left eye was twitching and my lips formed a wavy line. The blush still evident on my face making Lust laugh louder. I ignored him and started to roll a tablespoon of the squash mixture on the flour with a pout, making sure the shape was thick and long. Lust finally calmed down from the good laugh he had and helped me again. After we finished rolling each mixture on the flour, we dipped it in the egg, making sure it was coated finely then fried it. I tear the first one that's cooked in half and gave the other half to him. We then ate it as we wait for the others to finish cooking. "(Y/N)." Lust called out and I looked over to him. "Yes?" I was putting the cooked fillets on the plate with a tissue paper below them to drain the excess oil. "What's this dish called?" He asked. "Tuna squash fillet, never tried it before?" I received a nod from him. "It's my specialty, mom thought me how to cook." I said with a proud smile. He nods again and turned to get the plates. I turn around to place the fillets on the table but then I see G leaning on the fridge, startling me a bit. "H-hey G. How long have you been there?" I asked, he just shruggs, much to my disappointment. I placed the food on the table then Lust placed the plates in front of each chair. "I'll go get them." He offered. "I'll go too." I said and started walking towards the stairs. "G, don't dare touch the food while we get the others." Lust warned at G who grunts in response, making me chuckle.

We both went up the stairs and we split up to call the others, Lust on the right and me on the left, thankfully. I first go to Sans' bedroom since it was the nearest. I didn't really notice until now that I was calling him Sans, I just heard Fell call him that and I guess it stuck into me. I knocked on the door, no response. I knock again, "Sans, lunch is ready!" I say out loud. But still no response. I sighed and entered the room. And there he was, on the bed. Drooling and snoring, gosh this guy is a heavy sleeper. I shook his shoulder, trying to wake him up. "Sans wake up. "Ok Paps... just give me... a couple more... months...." Sans slurred making me confused. Who? "Sans, I'm not 'Paps'. Wake up, lunch is ready." With that being said, he quickly opened his eyes and his his eye lights darted at me at first with confusion but then relaxed. "Oh..." He murmured something then sat up. "Ok, I'll go kiddo." He said then stretched his arms, making his bones pop. I stepped out of his room after excusing myself to get the others. I knocked on Outer's room and received a, "coming." The door opened and I was greeted with a lazy smile coming from Outer who was once again, hovering a few inches from the ground. I swear I will never get used to that. I cleared my throat before speaking. "Lunch is ready, please go to the dining room and wait for the others to come." I said and moved to the side to let him pass. "Sure kid." He said and made his way towards downstairs. I proceeded to go to the last room. Blue's room. I knocked on the door and waited for a bit before the door swung open widely, startling me. "HI HUMAN! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?" He said quite cheerful. "Lunch is ready." I just said and peaked into his room and Wow. His room had a major make over. It's super clean now and the furnitures were rearranged. It looked like it had more space now. "I'LL BE THERE IN A MOMENT HUMAN!" He said and I nodded, making my way to the dining room where most of them were. I sat beside Outer and Sans and AWAY from Dust and Horror who were snickering to each other. Blue and Fell finally came down with Lust and sat on the empty seats. I noticed Fell was eyeing Sans with disgust and I only notice now that he was holding a bottle of ketchup. What's he gonna do with that? The others were chatting with each other. "Cupboard." Sans said, looking at Fell and his thumb pointing at the kitchen cupboards. I was confused on what they were talking about and Fell stood up from his seat and disappeared to the kitchen. Not a minute later, he came back with a bottle of mustard in his hand. What are these guys gonna do with the condiments? I shrugged and got two fillets on my plate and scooped a spoonful of sauce. We all started eating, puns are thrown everywhere along with the spoon casually passing above our heads. My eyes widened as Sans and Fell practically made the condiments their drinks. "Do you guys usually do that?" I asked. "What? Drinking ketchup/mustard?" Sans and Fell said in union. I nod at them. "Pretty much." Fell said and continued to eat while Sans just nods.