Auto correct craziness

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In this chapter, we will show you some conversations which the autocorrect spoilled.

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Kiera: Jules, you skunk!

Jules: Skunk?

Kiera: Awe sorry! I meant stink, not skunk! This stupid auto correct is making me mad!

Jules: Why would you say i stink? You're not next to me now to smell my strawberry scent!

Kiera: Really? You just had bath? Its 1:00 am!

Jules: Kiln! ssshhhh!!!

Kiera: Kiln? I don't heat pots for pottery inside me!

Jules: Sorry! Kiera! This auto correct is really stupid!

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Dona: A package has arrived for you.

Dad: I'll take it when i retire

Dona: You're gonna retire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

Dad: No,no,no!!! I meant return. Darn, this auto correct!

Dona: Good, already a pig is in the house.

Dad: When did you and mom get a pig in the house?!!!

Dona: I meant PKG not pig!

Dad: I think we should talk on phone, this auto correct thing is not doing good to our little brakes, right?

Dona: Dad! What brakes? huh? What brakes? I am not a car that i will have brakes!

Dad: BRAINS!!!

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MeGaMiXPrime: Hey A! we are Diya and Rhea speaking!

Musa877: Not speaking! Chatting!

MeGaMiXPrime: I hope u love our new bike- How to get away with craziness

Musa877: Wow! I didn't know you name your bikes too!!!

MeGaMiXPrime: Not bikes! Books! I am going to kill this auto correct!

Musa877: Its not a living thing...

MeGaMiXPrime: :o

Musa877: What :o?

MeGaMiXPrime: i am living!

Musa877: Yes, you are living, and the auto correct is not living

MeGaMiXPrime: Ugh! I meant leaving! Not living! AUTO CORRECT!!!

Musa877: I am gonna cry!

MeGaMiXPrime: Then cry!

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Girl: I have never seen you shitless

Boy: I never do shit in front of you!

Girl: I meant shirtless! Not shitless!

Boy: Lets break up

Girl: No!

Boy: Seriously! Lets break up!

Girl: (no answer)

Boy: You there?

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Gia: Mom, I saw you with a lady

Mom: Yeah! that lady's name is Gia!

Gia: No! With another lady!

Mom: Okay, that lady was my freezer

Gia: WTH!!!

Mom: Not freezer! Friend! ;p

Gia: I am angry with you!

Mom: Why?

Gia: Cause she was our stinky little neighbour's mother!

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Fiona: Evan! My parents have gone out so i can come to your house!

Evan: My pants have too gone out!

Fiona: ? Pants have gone out?

Evan: Parents...

Fiona: You irritated with the auto correct?

Evan: Yeah!

Fiona: Me too

Evan: By the way, what r u doing?

Fiona: Talking with u

Evan: I just rinsed my mouth cause it was smelling of onion

Fiona: Ew!!!

Evan: I should have not typed that!

Fiona: Yuck!

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Sarah: Hey Naomi! You coming tomorrow for the competition?

Naomi: Why not?

Sarah: Good!

Naomi: Has my radium bands come yet?

Sarah: nope

Naomi: They had said i will get my baldhead today!

Sarah: Really? Do you have a disease?

Naomi: I mean bands not baldhead

Sarah: *--*

Naomi: This auto correct!!!

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Katy Perry: Wanna make a band?

Taylor Swift: Yeah! Why not!

Selena Gomez: what will be the band's name?

Demi Lovato: Rock It Up

Miley Cyrus: Scratch?

Katy Perry: Scratch?

Miley Cyrus: Not scratch! Sacred!

Demi Lovato: ooh! Good one!

Taylor Swift: Yeah!

Selena Gomez: What would happen if we put scratch?

Katy Perry: hehehehe!

Taylor Swift: hahahaha!

Demi Lovato: FUNNY!!!

Miley Cyrus: Its not my mistake! My auto correct changed it!

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###RheaTron46 on 7B group########

Rhea:Hey gays

Rhea:BLOODY SON OF A CHIMPANZEE I meant guys

Palak: LOLZ

Rhea: What is so funny i called you gays

Anurag: You think we are gays

Rhea : NOT COOL PEOPLE NOT COOL *_*

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