In this chapter, we will show you some conversations which the autocorrect spoilled.
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Kiera: Jules, you skunk!
Jules: Skunk?
Kiera: Awe sorry! I meant stink, not skunk! This stupid auto correct is making me mad!
Jules: Why would you say i stink? You're not next to me now to smell my strawberry scent!
Kiera: Really? You just had bath? Its 1:00 am!
Jules: Kiln! ssshhhh!!!
Kiera: Kiln? I don't heat pots for pottery inside me!
Jules: Sorry! Kiera! This auto correct is really stupid!
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Dona: A package has arrived for you.
Dad: I'll take it when i retire
Dona: You're gonna retire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Dad: No,no,no!!! I meant return. Darn, this auto correct!
Dona: Good, already a pig is in the house.
Dad: When did you and mom get a pig in the house?!!!
Dona: I meant PKG not pig!
Dad: I think we should talk on phone, this auto correct thing is not doing good to our little brakes, right?
Dona: Dad! What brakes? huh? What brakes? I am not a car that i will have brakes!
Dad: BRAINS!!!
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MeGaMiXPrime: Hey A! we are Diya and Rhea speaking!
Musa877: Not speaking! Chatting!
MeGaMiXPrime: I hope u love our new bike- How to get away with craziness
Musa877: Wow! I didn't know you name your bikes too!!!
MeGaMiXPrime: Not bikes! Books! I am going to kill this auto correct!
Musa877: Its not a living thing...
MeGaMiXPrime: :o
Musa877: What :o?
MeGaMiXPrime: i am living!
Musa877: Yes, you are living, and the auto correct is not living
MeGaMiXPrime: Ugh! I meant leaving! Not living! AUTO CORRECT!!!
Musa877: I am gonna cry!
MeGaMiXPrime: Then cry!
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Girl: I have never seen you shitless
Boy: I never do shit in front of you!
Girl: I meant shirtless! Not shitless!
Boy: Lets break up
Girl: No!
Boy: Seriously! Lets break up!
Girl: (no answer)
Boy: You there?
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Gia: Mom, I saw you with a lady
Mom: Yeah! that lady's name is Gia!
Gia: No! With another lady!
Mom: Okay, that lady was my freezer
Gia: WTH!!!
Mom: Not freezer! Friend! ;p
Gia: I am angry with you!
Mom: Why?
Gia: Cause she was our stinky little neighbour's mother!
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Fiona: Evan! My parents have gone out so i can come to your house!
Evan: My pants have too gone out!
Fiona: ? Pants have gone out?
Evan: Parents...
Fiona: You irritated with the auto correct?
Evan: Yeah!
Fiona: Me too
Evan: By the way, what r u doing?
Fiona: Talking with u
Evan: I just rinsed my mouth cause it was smelling of onion
Fiona: Ew!!!
Evan: I should have not typed that!
Fiona: Yuck!
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Sarah: Hey Naomi! You coming tomorrow for the competition?
Naomi: Why not?
Sarah: Good!
Naomi: Has my radium bands come yet?
Sarah: nope
Naomi: They had said i will get my baldhead today!
Sarah: Really? Do you have a disease?
Naomi: I mean bands not baldhead
Sarah: *--*
Naomi: This auto correct!!!
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Katy Perry: Wanna make a band?
Taylor Swift: Yeah! Why not!
Selena Gomez: what will be the band's name?
Demi Lovato: Rock It Up
Miley Cyrus: Scratch?
Katy Perry: Scratch?
Miley Cyrus: Not scratch! Sacred!
Demi Lovato: ooh! Good one!
Taylor Swift: Yeah!
Selena Gomez: What would happen if we put scratch?
Katy Perry: hehehehe!
Taylor Swift: hahahaha!
Demi Lovato: FUNNY!!!
Miley Cyrus: Its not my mistake! My auto correct changed it!
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###RheaTron46 on 7B group########
Rhea:Hey gays
Rhea:BLOODY SON OF A CHIMPANZEE I meant guys
Palak: LOLZ
Rhea: What is so funny i called you gays
Anurag: You think we are gays
Rhea : NOT COOL PEOPLE NOT COOL *_*

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How to get away with craziness
HumorWhat?! Don't just look at the details! There is a word called READ... Have u heard of it? I have certainly not but I know another word. The word is 'CRAZINESS!'